Page 349 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
I wondered why they were in such a hurry... We could have asked Nigel to take the kids up to bed.
“We’re cutting out early too, sweetie,” my mom said.
“We’re exhausted,” said my father.
“Mr. Cooper,” said Tanner and put out his hand.
“Welcome to the family, son,” my dad said and pulled Tanner into his arms.
Tanner looked very pleased about being called son. And I realized it had been more than 300 years since he’d been someone’s son.
I squeezed his hand tight as we walked over to the biggest cake I’d ever seen. It was even bigger than the one Mr. Frost had popped out of when he’d stolen my promotion.
Tanner dropped my hand and pulled out a great sword from...nowhere.
It definitely hadn’t been there a minute ago. But I didn’t care where it had come from. Because this was awesome. I’d always wanted to slice a cake with a sword!
The handle was big enough for us to both hold as we sliced into the middle of the cake.
“WAIT!” shrieked Chastity at the top of her lungs.
I jumped. And the portion of cake we’d just cut tipped over onto the floor.
“What?” I said. “You almost gave me a heart attack.”
Chastity’s face was as white as a sheet.
Everyone gasped.
What was going on? “Relax,” I said. “It’s just some spilled cake…”
Chastity slowly pointed to the ground where the cake had fallen.
Oh.Oh no.Among the icing and crumbled cake, there was a foot long cock. Beneath it was a growing pool of blood.What the hell?!
Chastity opened her mouth and closed it again. “You…you…you chopped my stripper’s dick off!”
“What was a stripper doing in our wedding cake?!”
“It’s a wedding tradition!” she yelled back.
“Strippers aren’t a wedding tradition!”
“Yes they are! Single Girl Rule #10: All important life events must involve strippers!”
“I’m not a single girl! I’m married!”
“Marriage is a rite of passage for a single girl. It still counts! What have you done?!”
Me?
Chastity looked at the disembodied penis and screamed again. “Someone get some ice! She ran over and cradled the big floppy dick. And then she grabbed one of the decorations on the cake, which was apparently a handle, and opened the top of the cake.
I felt like I was going to be sick.
But instead of a mangled stripper popping out, a jester hat on spring shot out.
“AHHHHH” Chastity screamed and slipped backward on the pool of blood.
