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Tanner snapped his fingers. And all of us were teleported to the sex hallway at Club Onyx.

“Tanner! I love you, but what the hell?! I need to go to the hospital! Not a sex club! This is hardly the time for coitus!” God I hated how I always quoted Nigel now. But that’s what happened when you lived with the lad.

Tanner pointed to the door with a red cross on it.

“Oh.”

A sexy nurse rushed out and put me on a gurney. And then she rolled me into an operating room.

“So what can we do for you today?” the sexy nurse said as she twirled her stethoscope around seductively.

“Deliver this baby!” I screamed.

“A baby, huh? How do you want me to deliver it?”

What the fuck was she talking about?

She put a latex glove on and snapped it. “Do you want me to reach my entire arm inside of you while your dear husband watches?”

What? No!“Absolutely not.”

“You’re right. That sounds messy. I better take my top off.” She stripped out of her blouse and tossed her bra at my face.

“Tanner!” I screamed. “I want a real nurse! Not a sexy one!”

For the first time ever, Tanner looked a little flustered.

“We do have real nurses here,” he said. “Some of the best in the city.”

“Who are they?”

“I can’t remember! Give me a second.” He grabbed his phone to check the Society records, but his hand was shaking so badly that he dropped his phone.

I’d never seen Tanner freak out like this before.

And him freaking out made me freak out.

The nurse went over to him with her tits out. “You seem tense. Can I do anything to calm you down?”

“Uh, yes. Go get Dr. Lyons.”

“For the love of God, no! Anyone but Dr. Lyons!”

Rosalie laughed. “You know that Dr. Lyons doesn’t hang out here anymore. I mean Anthony. Since he’s engaged to me...”

“Oh, right,” said Tanner. “What about, um...”

“I’m going to kill everyone in this room!” I screamed at the top of my lungs when another contraction hit.

The nurse ran out of the room.

“Ahhhhhhh!” I screamed and glared at everyone left.

“#PregnancyRage,” whispered Chastity.

“I will cut you!” My anger suddenly evaporated and I was sobbing. “Tanner, help me! It hurts.”

Tanner snapped his fingers.