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Teddybear just shrugged.
I blatantly adjusted my girls in front of him, making sure they were pouring out of my top. “Carry me to class? My feet hurt.”
“Chastity…”
“Please?” If I was going to have a pediatrist on campus lurking in corners, it might as well be one who carried me around like a princess.
“Why don’t you just take off your high heels?”
“And get foot fungus?” Ash had told me all about it. Apparently fungus was everywhere. Thank goodness she’d warned me. “I’d rather die.”
He laughed. “Fine. Whatever.” He lifted me into his very strong arms.
Yummy.Yeah, getting rid of my security detail would be easy. I already had Teddybear eating out of the palm of my hand. Hopefully figuring out this translation issue would be just as easy. Because I needed to figure out what it said as badly as I needed to get laid tonight. Both were of equal importance. I should really call my boyfriend…
Ready to Mingle - Chapter 2 - Tits Love Meat
Wednesday – September 4, 2013
“No. Translate it.”
“It is paper,” Slavanka said.
Slavanka, you whore.She just wasn’t getting it. I’d been standing here after class for hours. Or at least, that’s how it felt. I was pretty sure it had only been like two minutes, but I was not a woman of much patience. “Translate what is on the paper.”
“Paper.”
Holy hell.I pulled out a chair and sat down next to her. “See these?” I pointed to the Russian letters. “What does it say?”
“Oh. I see.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes, yes.” She leaned over to get a better look. “Paper says…Single Girl Rules.”
“Oh my God, what?!”
She smiled. “Yes, rules of the single girls.”
No freaking way! I needed this in my life ASAP. “That’s amazing! What is the first rule?”
“My English is not so good.”
“That’s okay, just give me the best translation you have.”
She looked back down at the paper and tilted her head to the side. “Okay. I will do this. Rule #1 is…Boys are replaceable. Friends are forever.”
“That is so true.” I was finally learning that very thing. Having Ash as a friend was one of my favorite parts of my college experience so far. Well, that and all the dirty sex. “That’s a good solid rule.”
“Yes, yes.”
“How many rules are there?”
“Very many.”
“That makes sense.” I’d always had a hard time keeping friends. I probably didn’t know some of these rules. “What about this one?” I pointed to a random line on the paper.
“Oh. Oh my. Lots of sex talk.”
