He cleared his throat again. “If you need anything, I’ll be over there.” He walked away.
I turned back to Ash and sighed. “How simple is he? I just told him I needed anal. Clearly I do need something and he justwalked away. It was a very open invitation. He’s not very good at serving me.”
“Isn’t he just supposed to protect you? Not serve you sexually? And maybe he’s not into that kinky stuff.”
“I wasn’t going to dress him up in leather or whip him or anything.”
“Fair.”
I laughed. “Ash, you are seriously the best. So you’re coming to the party, right? Please? Pretty, pretty please?”
“I guess I have no choice.”
“Exactly.” I lifted up a fry and bit into it.Holy greasy goodness.I couldn’t wait to see if my tits grew before Friday night. Because I needed to look fine as hell. I wanted to make sure that all the boys at this school knew I had arrived.
Ready to Mingle - Chapter 3 - Sexy Twins Gambit
Friday – September 6, 2013
My phone buzzed and Slavanka’s name crossed the screen. I almost screamed as I answered it. “Tell me they’re ready.”
“The rules are ready,” Slavanka said.
“Ah I love you!”
“Yes, okay.”
“Can I come get them now?”
“It is rain weather. You come tomorrow.”
I looked out the window of my dorm. A rainy day had turned into a dark and stormy night. But rain had never stopped me from going to a party before. Besides, Jock #1 was the best of the jocks I’d hooked up with since coming to campus. Tonight was going to be a blast. Especially if I had the Single Girl Rules in my hands. “I’ll come now.”
“If you are sure.”
“Mhm. See you soon.” I ended the call and turned to Ash. “They’re ready.”
“What’s ready?”
I’d been talking about nothing but the Single Girl Rules since they’d magically appeared to me two days ago. How did she not know what I was talking about right now? “The Single Girl Rules.”
“Oh, right. The paper that fell from the sky with angelic music playing that’s full of sex rules?”
“It fell from a book, but yes. I’m going to go grab them. Want to come?”
“No, I need to figure out what to wear tonight. What do you think of this?” She pulled out what I assumed was something she’d stolen from her grandmother for a reason I couldn’t fathom. It. Was. Horrifying.
“Um…keep looking,” I said. “I’ll be back soon.”
“Wait, hasn’t the party already started? We’re going to be late.”
“Of course we’re going to be late. You can’t show up to a party on time. That would be #Lame.”
“Oh. Right. I knew that.” Ash scrunched her mouth to the side and looked at Ghost and Teddybear in the corner.
I laughed. “Don’t worry, I’m taking them with me. See you in a bit. And try to find something with a little less…sleeves.”
“It doesn’t have sleeves.”