“Again, lying to someone’s face isn’t pranking them. And no, I’m neither lying to you nor pranking you.”
“You’re so weird.”
“What’s weird about salvaging perfectly good technology?” asked Tanner. “Destiny may not have been very good at war games, but she has a real knack for planning interesting sex dates for the Society.”
“One sex date, coming right up,” said Destiny in her cheery British accent.
“That won’t be necessary,” said Tanner. “Ash and I are just going to have a quiet night in. Speaking of which…Destiny, meet Ash.”
“Good evening, Ash,” said Destiny.
“Hi,” I said. It felt weird talking to someone I couldn’t see. At least with Alexa she had a little terminal that lit up. But with Destiny, she was just kind of…everywhere? I looked around but didn’t see anything that looked like it could be her.
“Be careful, Master,” said Destiny. “Ash is probably going to fuck your houseboy while you’re not looking.”
“What!?” I yelled at her. “What have I ever done to you?”
“Nothing,” she replied. “Which is kind of the problem, you stupid little cock tease.”
I opened my mouth in shock.That bitch!
Tanner laughed. “That’s enough, Destiny. You’re dismissed.”
“Yes, master,” she replied.
“What’s her problem with me?” I asked.
“Don’t let her bother you. I have her programmed to watch the day’s most popular Pornhub movies whenever she has free time. It helps her incorporate trendy kinks into Society dates, but it also makes her view the whole world as if she’s in a porno. Forexample, a few weeks ago when I came home from the office and there were three maids here stark naked and very eager to blow me. I politely declined, but I still had to pay the $5000 that Destiny had promised them.”
I laughed. I could just picture how surprised Tanner must have been. But then my amusement turned to horror. I didn’t really like the idea of Tanner having horny naked pornstar maids. “Wait, you have maids?”
“No. She hired them for the day.”
“Does Destiny do stuff like that often?”
“She has her moments. But she’s still the best $100 million I ever spent.”
“You seriously spent $100 million on a sex robot?”
“Yup. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat. Since she started, she’s doubled the success rate of helping women find love at the Society.”
Oh right, that’s why I’m here.“So if doubling your success rate is worth $100 million, what are you going to pay me when I free you from your curse completely? A billion?”
“Na, much more than that. Because as soon as this curse is broken, you’re going to own half of everything I have.”
Was that a marriage proposal? It kind of felt like it was.“Then I guess we should get started. I have lots of ideas for how…”
Tanner silenced me with a kiss. But it only lasted a second. He grabbed my arms and started trailing kisses down my chest.
“I thought you were hungry?” I asked. He’d only eaten a few nuggets.
“I am,” he said as he nipped at one of my breasts. “But I’ve had enough nuggets. The only thing I want to eat now is your pussy.”
I gulped as Tanner pushed my thighs open and forced my skirt up around my waist. The cold granite under my naked thighs made me shiver. Or maybe it was the thought of what Tanner was about to do to me.
Usually he teased me endlessly. But tonight he was ravenous. He yanked my thong down my legs - tearing it a bit in the process - and threw it across the room. And then his mouth was on me.
Holy. Shit.After all this time. All the teasing. He was finally giving me what I desired most. Well…second most. What I desired most was off limits. His tongue was one hell of a replacement, though.