Page 398 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
I exhaled slowly. If this was what she wanted to do… I pulled on the flannel pajama top over my clothes. Just the top. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that horrible matching set.
Ash was beaming.
It wasn’t the girls’ night I’d imagined, but I was still with my girls. Maybe we could play grab-a-nana and get so wasted that the Bananaphone song might actually start to sound good. Wait…where is the booze?
“Strippers,” said Slavanka.
Finally, someone was speaking my language. “Yes! We need strippers!” I loved Slavanka. She was such a kinky bitch.
Ash shook her head. “No. No strippers.”
“No,” Slavanka said. “Strippers.”
“Yes,” Ash agreed. “No strippers.”
“No.”Long pause.“Strippers,” Slavanka said again and nodded. The word no and the nod were sending very different messages. And the pause in the middle was starting to pique my interest. Was she saying: “No, there will definitely be strippers?”
“So…yes?” I asked. “Yes to the strippers?”
“I don’t know what’s happening right now,” Ash said. “Slavanka just said no. Come on, guys. Let’s have some banana bread. And then maybe we can watch Ace Ventura. He has a pet monkey, I think. I bet there’s at least one banana in that movie.” She picked up the remote.
There was a knock on the door.
“Yes,” Slavanka said. “I get door.” She opened the door. “Yes. Strippers now.”
There were too fully nude men standing in the doorway.
Slavanka, you really are a kinky bitch!She didn’t even care about the stripping part. She’d just hired two nudists to come to our room. I was in love with that.
Ash screamed at the top of her lungs.
“Strippers,” Slavanka said. “Bananas.” She pointed to their erect penises.
Now those were my kind of bananas!
Before we could stop Ash, she ran toward the door.
Wow, she’s really into this. I wondered which one she was going to attack. The guy on the left had better abs. But the one on the right looked like he had an inch on the other guy. Penis length. Not height. He was actually quite a bit shorter.
But Ash didn’t jump one and start making out with him. She tried to run between them to escape.
They moved out of the way too slowly though and her hand collided with the bigger erection.
She screamed at the top of her lungs again and kept running down the hall.
Slavanka and I looked at each other.
“We should probably go after her,” I said.
“Yes. Chase the silly Banana Party girl.”
Yup.We both started running after Ash. But she was a speedy little thing. “I almost forgot to ask,” I said to Slavanka as we ran through the green. “Are there any footnotes about sharing the rules? Like could I tell my boyfriend about them?”
“Single girl has no boyfriend.”
“So…no?”
“No.”
