No. So the rules were only for girls’ eyes. And she had a good point. Single girls didn’t have boyfriends. I’d have to think about that. I wasn’t sure if my relationship with Chad really counted though since he went to a different school. And the promise ring didn’t mean anything. It was just a beautiful accessory with a very small diamond.
Ash sprinted across the green.
“Ash!” I yelled. “Let’s just go back to the dorm!”
“No!”
Actually, that was fine. As great as the strippers looked…they were clearly amateurs. The ones I’d planned would be way better. Plus Daddy’s jet was already stocked full of everything we needed. And I’d made the pilot fly all the way here. It would be a waste if we didn’t use it.
I quickly sent Teddybear a text telling him and Ghost to come help me.
And then I turned around to take a selfie with Slavanka. “Single Girl Rule #7: Pics or it didn’t happen!”
“Yes. Pics happen.”
I snapped the perfect shot of the two of us with Ash running around behind us on the green. I snapped another and was lucky enough to perfectly capture Teddybear bagging Ash.
I spun around. My boys were just in time.
“What is this?” Slavanka asked as Teddybear lifted the bagged Ash over his shoulder.
“It’s time to go.” I slid my phone into my bra.
“Go to where?”
“The real Banana Party.”
Ready to Mingle - Chapter 10 - Daddy’s Fun Jet
Friday – September 13, 2013
“What is wrong with you?” Ash said and tore the bag off her head. The anger dissipated from her face as she looked around. “Where are we?”
“Daddy’s fun jet.”
“I can see that.” She looked out the window. “Where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“No.” She shook her head and turned back to me. “No, my Banana Party was a surprise. Kidnapping is not a surprise! It’s a federal offense!”
Is it?That didn’t sound right. “I didn’t kidnap you. I offered to go back to the dorm and you said no.”
“I didn’t want to go back because there were naked men there!”
“Yeah. So now we’re on the jet. Do you see any naked men?”
The stewardess walked by and gave me a weird look.
Girl, like you’re suddenly scared of nakedness.She was naked all the time on this thing. I shot her a look back that screamed, “Don’t send out the pilot naked after all.” I wasn’t sure she got it, but I’d figure that out later. The last thing I needed was for Ash to jump out of the jet.
I cleared my throat. “We need one more pic now that you’ve calmed down.” I spun around and adjusted my cleavage so that it was pouring out my pajama top and then snapped a picture. Damn I looked good, even in flannel. But I looked better without it. I tore the flannel top off and stood up. “Now we go shopping.”
“That’s where we’re going?” Ash looked relieved.
“No, silly. The shopping is coming to us.” I snapped my fingers and a second stewardess pushed out a rack of clothes. I hadn’t realized Slavanka would be here, but it didn’t matter. Slavanka was just a little taller than Ash. Worst case scenario she’d just end up showing a little extra leg.
I walked over to the rack of clothes. Everything was perfect. Ash was going to have to wear something quite slutty unless she wanted to keep rocking those flannel PJs. I couldn’t have planned this better if I’d tried.