Page 403 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Then no deal.”
“Okay. Esme, would you please tell the pilot to put the plane on autopilot and begin our special show?”
“What?” asked Ash. “What’s his special show?”
I wiggled my eyebrows. There was no special show planned. As much as I loved joking around about our pilot stripping for us…unfortunately he was like…60 years old. And definitely not hot. But Ash didn’t have to know that. “You’ll see.”
“No! Fine. We can play your game.”
“And the winner gets to decide what we do?”
Ash let out a long sigh. “Yes.”
We pinkie-shook on it. “Alright. Game time.” Poor Ash didn’t stand a chance. I opened the cabinet and pulled out my all-time favorite game.
“What the hell is that?” asked Ash. “Is that two dildos?”
Kind of.“You’ve never played Pump Race?”
“No.”
“That’s okay. It’s super simple to play.” I suction-cupped the game to the table and poured water into the reservoir in the middle. “You just pump as fast as you can, and whoever gets squirted in the face first wins.”
“So it’s a handjob race?” asked Ash.
“Exactly!” I took a seat on my side of the table and gestured for Ash to sit across from me. “Ready to lose?”
“I nominate Slavanka as my champion,” said Ash.
Slavanka ripped off half a sausage with her teeth and then put her sausage platter aside. “I give handjob to strange plastic toy.”
“What?” I asked. “This isn’t a medieval trial by combat. You can’t nominate a champion.”
“Gah, fine.” Ash polished off her third glass of banana juice and took a seat.
I double-checked to make sure the game was set to hard mode - that way Ash couldn’t win with a few lucky pumps - and then stretched my wrist out. I didn’t want to injure myself before the real handjobs started.
“May the best woman win,” I said. “Slavanka, you tell us when to begin.”
“Yes,” said Slavanka.
“Does that mean go? Or not?”
“Yes.”
“Which one?” I asked.
“No.”
“What?”
“Yes.”
“Just go!” yelled Esme.
Ash’s hand shot out and started pumping way faster than I had anticipated. But I wasn’t worried. At least…I wasn’t worried at first. But then Ash really started getting into it.
Not only did she have a perfect rhythm, but she was applying a nice circular motion each time she pumped up. She was a freaking natural at giving handjobs.#Respect.
