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“What if those officers didn’t read us our rights because they aren’t actually officers? What if they’re the kidnappers?” Ash hissed.

“Then I hope they treat me the way Ghost said they would.” I fanned myself thinking about being double-teamed by those hot cops.

“Chastity!” whisper-yelled Ash. “This isn’t a joke! And why are the windows blacked out? Is that normal for a cop car?”

“Huh.” I pressed my face to glass but I couldn’t see a thing. “No, that’s not normal.” This was so much more sexual than a normalcop car. And it probably cost four times as much. Hadn’t Ash ever seen the back of a gross cop car before?

“They take us to sex gulag?” asked Slavanka with a big smile.

“Worse,” whispered Ash in the most dramatic way possible.

“Oh, come on. There’s only a very small chance that we just got kidnapped. But if we did, it’s gonna make for the most epic bachelorette party story ever.”

“That would be pretty epic,” added Esme. “For what it’s worth, Zoraida and I are both black belts. So if those hot cops are kidnappers, then they’re about to get their asses kicked.”

The other flight attendant, Zoraida, nodded.

“Damn,” I said, nodding at the two flight attendants. “Daddy really did a good job picking you two. It’s an honor to call you my bridesmaids.”

The car screeched to a halt. The door opened a second later. And based on the cruisers parked next to us and the boring architecture of the building, we were definitely at the fake police station.

They led us inside and put us in a holding cell.

Officer King held out a plastic tray. “Cell phones, please.”

#Lame!I hated places that didn’t allow pictures. Didn’t they know about Single Girl Rule #7: Pics or it didn’t happen? We allpulled out our phones and put them in. But luckily I still had my backup phone.

“Thank you, ladies. Please sit tight for just a moment while I grab some paperwork.” He left us alone in the cell.

Ash spent the next ten minutes trying to figure out what kind of paperwork he was gonna bring us. Her theory was that he was gonna split us all up into interrogation rooms and hit us with phonebooks until we ratted each other out.

The door clicked open and Officer King walked in carrying five stacks of papers.

“Sign these releases and present them to the attendant at the end of the hall. Enjoy your evening.” He handed us each a stack and left through a secret door in the back of our cell, leaving the door wide open behind him.

I glanced down at the top sheet of paper. RELEASE FORM was at the top in big bold letters. I scanned it and it was exactly what I’d expected, so I signed the last page and stood up. This was going to be so much fun.

“Ready to go, girls?” I asked.

“I’m so confused,” said Ash.

“Just sign it. Page 15.”

“Is it a confession?”

“No. It’s a release form.”

“Oh, thank goodness. So we aren’t being charged for using fake IDs and then trying to seduce Officer King?”

“Nope.”

She let out ahugesigh. “Well shit, then let’s sign and get the hell out of here before they change their minds.” She flipped to the back and signed.

“I sign,” said Slavanka.

“Think your father will be okay with this?” asked Esme.

I nodded. “For sure. If he gives you any shit about it, just say I made you do it.”