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“Damn right they are,” I agreed. I still wasn’t sure if she realized she’d just drank a bunch of cum rather than banana slushy. Either way, she was awesome.

“So what’s next?” she asked. “Can we have another stripper race?!”

“That’s up to you. You just completed a dare, so you choose the next one.”

We headed back to our table and all looked at Ash.

“I’m loving these dares,” said Ash, “but I’ve always wanted to playtruthor dare. So I dare someone to tell a sexy secret.” She spun the banana.

And of course it landed on her.

“Hmmm…let’s see. Oh! I know.” She leaned forward and beckoned us all in. “So you know when I just drank from the banana luge?” she whispered.

I nodded.

“Well…I don’t know if you realized it…but it wasn’t really a banana luge. It was actually a stripper. And I just really wanted to suck his cock. He was giving me total Edward Cullen vibes.” She hid her face in her napkin immediately after saying it.

“Ash!” I screamed. “You naughty girl!”

She peeked out from behind her napkin. “Do you think anyone knew?”

“No way,” I said. “You totally had everyone fooled.”

“Oh thank God.” She dropped the napkin. “Wait…one more question. Will drinking his cum turn me into a vampire?”

“No,” said Slavanka. “Only bite.”

“Yeah, that sounds right,” agreed Ash.

“So what’s the next dare?” I asked.

Ash pointed to herself. “Me again?”

“Yup. As long as you keep doing the dares, you get to keep making them up.”

“I love that rule so much. Okay, umm… I dare someone to tell me the dirtiest thing they’ve done to Chastity’s dad on his fun jet.” She spun the bottle.

I figured she wanted it to land on Esme or Zoraida. But it landed on me.

“I haven’t done anything dirty to Daddy on his jet. It’s a shame you didn’t ask about the dirtiest thing I’ve done to one of Daddy’sfriendson his jet, though. That’s quite the story… Anyway, my turn!”

I’d had quite enough of these truth dares. We needed some dares that made use of all these naked strippers dancing around.

Hmmm…I took a bite of my banana split while I thought about it. And that gave me the perfect idea. I picked up the tablet and made sure the order was the same as before: Extra-large double with hot fudge, nuts, extra extra dark chocolate, and secret sauce.

“I dare someone to order and eat this banana split.” I waved the tablet in the air as I spun the banana.

It started to slow down just after it passed me. I had a feeling it wouldn’t make it back to me. And that just wouldn’t do.

“Whoa! What’s that girl doing?” I pointed to nothing in particular on the dance floor.

While everyone turned around to look, I pointed the banana at myself.

“Oh hey,” I said. “Looks like it landed on me. What are the odds?” I grabbed the tablet and hitorder.

The music faded and the lights dimmed.

“Babes,” said the DJ. “Please direct your attention to the stage for two of tonight’s featured performers: The Banana Bros.” She poked a few buttons on her equipment and a beat started playing that I’d recognize anywhere: Candy Shop by 50 Cent.