Damn.
He turned to look at me when I came in. “You okay?” he asked. At first I thought he was checking me out, but the concern in his voice made it more likely that he was checking me for burns.
“I’m fine,” I replied. “Despite you almost melting me with your flaming genie cum.”
“Oh thank God.” He wiped some sweat from his brow. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to…I just turned around and saw you…and…”
“And you wanted to cum all over my tits?” I asked, squeezing my breasts and arching my back. It was official - sex had taken over my brain tonight.
“Yes. I mean, no! I want nothing more than to absolutely drench you in my cum. But not until I’m free from this damned curse.” He shook his head. “What I was going to say was that I lost control.”
“Well that much was obvious,” I said with a laugh.
“Hey, don’t judge me. It’s been over three hundred years since I’ve been naked in the presence of a beautiful woman. I may be a genie, but I’m still human.”
I locked eyes with him. “Is that your excuse for jerking off to pictures of my face?”
“No. My excuse for jerking off to pictures of your face is that you’re the most beautiful woman on the planet. And it wasn’t just pictures of your face…I also have pictures from your Odegaard photoshoot. And that lovely picture of your breast.”
“I told you to delete that,” I said, shoving his chest.
“Never.”
“How about this… You get rid of the picture, and next time you want to jerk off, you can just look at the real thing.” I took a step back to give him a better view of my naked body.
He gulped. I thought I saw something move slightly in the crotchal region of his sweatpants. “As much as I would love to do that, it’s too dangerous for you to be in my masturbatorium.”
“Your masturba-what-now?”
“Masturbatorium. Noun. A place where one goes to masturbate.”
“That’s definitely a made-up word. But assuming it is a real thing, do they always have a waterfall?” I gestured to the water feature under the TV screens. “And strange white tiles? Are those the male equivalent of candles and bath bubbles?”
Tanner laughed. “No. I have to have those for safety purposes. The waterfall neutralizes the acidic nature of my cum. And the tiles were a special present from my boy Elon.” He walked over and tapped his finger against one of the wall tiles. Those suckers could withstand reentry into the atmosphere at over 2,300 degrees.”
I looked around at the tiles. They’d been so perfect before, but now lots of them were slashed with burn marks and areas of bubbly corrosion. “But your skeet still melted them.”
“I know. That’s why it’s too dangerous for you to be in here with me.” He ushered me towards the door.
“Like…right now? Or forever?”
“Just until we break my curse.” He looked dead serious.
“Or you know…you could just improve your aim a bit.”
He shook his head. “It’s too dangerous, Ash. And anyway, you said you’re going to be amazing at helping women find love. My curse will be broken in what? A year? A month?”
“Psssh. Give me one week.”I hope.
Too Much Sausage - Chapter 10 - Naked Girl Incoming!
Monday – September 25, 2023
Ash
“Breakfast is served,” said Tanner.
“Rawrg,” I grunted. My body was even more sore than when I’d gotten up in the middle of the night. It felt like I’d just run a freaking marathon. Not that I knew what that felt like, but you get the point. There was no way I could wake up. I pulled a pillow over my head and tried to sink back into the mattress.