Page 442 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“I actually just sent him a selfie of all of us in our pajamas at your Banana Party. Or…outside of it. When you were running away from the strippers on the green.”
“Hey!” She threw a pillow at me. “I can’t believe you lied to us!”
“Technically you just dared me to send a Banana Party selfie. And I did.”
“Boo!” yelled Ash. “Lame!”
“Well in my defense, I was planning on showing him the selfies today. I just wanted to show him in person so that he could anger bang me. But after what happened with the Banana Race and the Banana King…I think I’m gonna take a different approach. How fun will it be when he’s just surfing Pornhub and sees me on Banana Party’s latest video?”
Ash looked super confused. “Pornhub? Latest video?”
“Yeah. I’m not sure how long they’ll take to post it, but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t up by next month. Don’t worry though - I’m on their email list, so I’ll be the first to know when they post it. I wonder what they’ll call it. I’m thinkingBride Squad vs Birthday Bitches.”
Ash went ghostly pale.
“What’s wrong?” I asked. “You look so pale. Almost like that stripper you pretended was a banana luge!” I reached up to give her a high five. “That was so fucking epic. It’ll definitely make the highlight reel.”
Ash didn’t move.
“Hey, don’t leave me hanging.”
“Did I just… Did I just star in a porno?”
“Yeah you did!”
“You’re joking.”
“I’m not.”
She looked at Esme. “Is it true?”
“Yeah, girl!”
“Oh my God. OH MY GOD.” Her confused look turned into a huge smile. “I’m a porn star! That’s so badass.” She finally high fived me.
There we go!That was the reaction I’d been waiting for.
“All the guys who ignored me in high school are gonna feel like such idiots when they see it. They missed out. You guys! We’re gonna be famous!”
“My parents be very proud,” said Slavanka.
Ash’s eyes got huge. “Parents… Oh God. Do you think my dad is gonna see it?”
“Oh, for sure. Most of their videos get like 20 million views. He’s gonna be so proud of you!”
“No he isn’t. He’s gonna kill me!”
“Weird. You and your daddy have a strange relationship.”
“Are you telling me you’d actually be okay with your dad watching that video?”
“Sure,” I said with a shrug. “Why wouldn’t I be? It’s just sex. Everyone does it. But anyway, they’ll use the names from our fake IDs, if they credit us at all. So your daddy probably won’t even know it’s you.”
“But look at me! I’m a ginger. I don’t exactly blend in.”
“Huh, good point. You do have red hair. And redheaded porn stars are super rare. You’re gonna be the talk of Reddit!”
“No! No, no, no! I don’t wanna be the talk of Reddit. Are you sure they filmed it? Because I didn’t see any cameras.”
