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“Sure thing. Just forward the details to my assistant and she’ll take care of it.”
“Thanks, Daddy. Love you. Byyyyye…”
“Princess,” he said before I could hang up. “Please tell me that this doesn’t mean you took the jet and flew it to Miami when you were under strict instructions not to go out.”
“I’m sorry, Daddy. I’ll try to remember not to do it again.” But I couldn’t make any promises. I was very forgetful when it came to ridiculous rules. I loved Daddy, though, so I really would try to be good. If I remembered the rule. Which I probably wouldn’t.
“That’s all I can ask, princess. I love you.”
“Love you too! Bye, Daddy!” I blew a kiss at the phone and hung up. “All fixed,” I said to Ash.
“Are you sure?”
“Yup. 100%. Daddy would never let me down. He’s not even very angry at me for taking his jet to Miami when I should have been in my dorm. He’s very understanding.”
She let out a huge sigh. “Oh thank God.” She shook her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t warn us!”
“I swear I thought you all knew. Have you really never seen a Banana Party video? They’re so hot.” I pulled one up on my phone and started playing one for her. It was pretty good, but ours was gonna be way better.
“Okay, I’d like to propose a new rule,” Ash said. “Single Girl Rule #58: No luring your friends onto a porn set.”
“Oh Ash. You can’t just make up new Single Girl Rules all willy nilly. These are timeless, sacred rules that have been carefully crafted and refined over thousands of years.” Also, didn’t she know that there were only 44 rules?
“Well can you at least promise me that you won’t do it again?”
I smiled at her. “Of course. It can be Best Friend Rule #1.”
“Thank you. But also…I’m not sure what that says about our friendship that the very first rule has to be about luring me onto a porn set.”
“Uh…it says that we’re fucking awesome! In related news…I should probably tell you that next Friday there’s like a 50% chance we’re gonna end up on a porn set.”
“No!” yelled Ash.
“I’m joking. But don’t pretend like you didn’t have the time of your life tonight.”
She turned red and hid behind her pillow. And then she fell asleep.
I patted her head. “Don’t worry, girl. Next Friday is gonna be just as epic.”
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Present Day – Saturday – February 22, 2025
“Wow,” said Ash. “That was quite an outlandish tale. But that’s not at all what happened.”
“What part did I get wrong exactly?” I asked.
“Uh…the entire second half of the story. I remember that night perfectly. We went to Miami and got caught with fake IDs. And then Teddybear and Ghost came and bailed us out. Craziest. Night. Ever.”
“You’re forgetting the entire Banana Party.”
She looked at me like I was crazy. “Because it never happened.”
“Of course it did! I took all 12 inches of the Banana King like an absolute champ. And you got pretty freaky yourself, young lady.”
“Yeah…no. None of that is true.”
“Yes it is.”
