Page 473 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Hey, girl,” I said. “I hate to bother you like this, but I was just out with my boyfriend at a party. We snuck up to a room to bang, and we were really going at it. But then his friends burst in and stole my thong and ran away. I threw my dress on and chased them all the way down the street, but they were too quick. So now here I am, standing in the middle of the city in the world’s shortest dress with no panties on.” I tugged on the hem of my dress, pretending to be uncomfortable about it. “Think you can help a girl out?”
“Wow,” she said. “Guys can be such assholes. Come on in. I’m sure I can find you something.” She took me up to her room and started rifling through some drawers. “How about some sweats?”
“I’d really prefer underwear. I don’t want to do a walk of shame in sweats and this dress.”
She snapped her fingers. “I have just the thing!” She went to a different drawer and pulled out a lacy red lingerie set with the tags still on. It looked hella cheap. “My ex-boyfriend got me this for Christmas. I was gonna wear it for him, but then he cheated on me.”
“Aw, I’m sorry.”
“Like I said, guys can be such assholes.” She handed me the lingerie.
“I wish there was something we could do to get back at them. Like…what would my boyfriend do if I sent him a picture of me sucking a dick?”
“Oh my God. That would be epic.”
“Have any realistic looking dildos?”
“Uh…” Jessica blushed.
“Girl, don’t be ashamed. The bigger the better. I want to show him what a real man looks like.”
She opened her desk drawer and pulled out an absolutelymassiveveiny black dildo.
“Oh, hell yeah!” I grabbed it from her. The thickness of it immediately conjured memories of last night at the banana party. It also made me wonder…Is Adonis this big?If all went according to plan, I’d find out soon enough. “My boyfriend is gonna flip when he gets a picture of my lips wrapped around this thing.”
“You might wanna wash it first…”
“Good idea. Also…do you have any cucumbers? I’m so hungry for some dinner.”
“Oh my God! You’re on the cucumber diet too?”
Hell no.I didn’t want my tits to shrivel up and die. I was on the meat and bread diet. But we didn’t need meat and bread for thescavenger hunt. We needed cucumbers. “Yup. But I admit…I’m a bit of a cheater. I always eat two.”
“Say no more. One cucumber is just not enough calories. I always try to buy the biggest ones.”
“The bigger the better. But still two, please.”
“You got it.” She ran off and returned a second later with two cucumbers.
“You’re a lifesaver.” I balanced all my goodies in my hands and started down the stairs.
“Wait,” said Jessica. “Aren’t you gonna put them on?” She gestured to the lingerie.
I shook my head. “You’ve already been such a help. I don’t want to impose any more than I already have. I’ll change outside.” I blew her a kiss and walked out the door. “Picture time!” I called to my team.
“What’d you say to her?” asked Chad.
“Just girl chat. Now, who’s gonna wear the thong and hold the cucumbers for this first picture? I totes would, but I’m not allowed to wear underwear in honor of General Orville Thunderstick III.” And even if I could, there was no way I’d be caught inthisunderwear. The tag said the entire set had only cost $300.
“I can’t hold the cucumbers,” whispered Scooter, holding up his six-foot walking stick.
“Me neither,” said Watermelon.
I tried to hand Ash a cucumber but she swatted it out of my hand. “You know I’m scared of those!”
“Hey, I had to work hard for that!” I picked it up off the sidewalk. She was lucky it hadn’t exploded.
I tucked the cucumbers under my arms to secure them as I held the lingerie out to Shakespeare.
