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Ready to Mingle - Chapter 27 - A Heinous Act

Saturday – September 14, 2013

“So do you remember Adonis’ number or not?” I asked.

“Nope,” said Chad. “But luckily I already have it in my phone. We text every now and then. We’re tight like that.”

Really?At the football game Chad had made it seem like he and Adonis had talked a few times, but I thought he’d been joking. It seemed much more likely that Chad had immediately put the number into his phone because he desperately wanted to be friends with the most popular guy on campus and then proceeded to text him too many times. But I was curious to see how this all played out.

“Good,” I said. “Give him a call and tell him to meet us outside the library.”

“Sure thing.” Chad hit call. There was no answer, but Chad left a message: “Hey man, Chad here. From the dining hall. And the football game. Anyway, me and my boys have a wild night planned to celebrate your big win today. We’ll be at Harvard Yard soon if you wanna come chill.” He ended the call. “That should do it.”

“Oh, definitely,” I said.

“There’s no way,” whispered Scooter. “Ten thousand dollars says Adonis doesn’t show.”

“I’ll take that bet.”

“Hmm…okay. But there’s something I want more than ten grand from you.” He glanced at Ash.

“You wanna fuck Ash? Deal.” We shook on it.

Ash let out a little gasp. She looked absolutely horrified.

“Trust me,” I mouthed to her.

“NO!” she mouthed back.

I slid her my phone with the screen open to the text that I’d just sent to Adonis: “I’d love to thank you properly for giving me the game ball today. Meet me and my girls outside the library in ten minutes.” There were a few kiss emojis at the end, but what would really seal the deal was the super cute selfie of me from the football game that I’d attached.

“You better be right,” said Ash.

“Of course I’m right. There’s no way Adonis won’t drop everything to hang out with his boy Chad.”

Chad gave me a big smile. “Thanks, babe. At least someone here believes in me.”

The limo rolled to a stop outside the library, and just like I’d requested, Teddybear was waiting for us in Chad’s Porsche that he’d driven back from Newark. It was a sports car, and it was worth more than $100K, so we all stood in front of it for a picture.

“Five pictures down, five to go,” I said. The only pictures we still needed were of us dancing in the library, one of us getting a piggyback ride from the captain of the football team, the John Harvard statue, something heinous, and a gryphon statue. The library and John Harvard were right here, there were plenty of gryphon statues back at the club, and Adonis showing up would take care of the other two. We were definitely gonna win. “To the library!” I yelled and we all took off.

I had a hunch that the librarian at the front desk wouldn’t appreciate Chad’s thong, so while most of the team went to scout out a good spot for the dance party, Teddybear and I went to let Chad in a side door.

“How was the drive?” I asked.

“Fine,” replied Teddybear as we turned down a hallway.

“Anything exciting happen?”

“Nope.”

“So you didn’t get waylaid by any ruffians on the highway? Or encounter any bears?” I didn’t know what kind of things happened while driving on a highway, but I assumed it was wild and dangerous.

“No.”

“You’re acting weird. Which makes me think you’re lying. Oh! I know what happened. You got pulled over and had to give the officer a blowjob, didn’t you? Speaking of which…Chad almostgot arrested for prancing around in his little thong. It was amazing.”

Teddybear pinched the bridge of his nose. “I didn’t blow any officers.”