Page 480 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Yup. Would you have rather me used my tongue?” I leaned over and swirled my tongue around the edge of his ear. Then I nipped at his earlobe.
He shivered a little. “Yeah, I definitely prefer that.” He made a hard left. Like…toohard of a left. So I had no choice but to nip at his right ear too to get him back on course.
The cheeky bastard kept making wrong turns so I’d have to keep licking his ears, but eventually we made it to the statue.
The rest of the group was already there waiting for us.
We posed for a picture with me still on his back and then I hopped off.
“Alright,” I said. “Only two pictures left.”
“Actually three,” corrected Chad. “A gryphon statue, the statue of John Harvard, and something heinous.”
“Any ideas for what heinous thing we should do?” asked Watermelon.
“Yeah,” whispered Scooter. “Let’s go eat a pizza on a treadmill. Or lift some free weights and not wipe our sweat off when we’re done.” He shuddered at the thought.
“That’s one idea,” I said. “But why waste time going to the gym when we can do something heinous right here?”
“You want to deface the John Harvard statue?” asked Chad.
“Ten grand says I can rip his head off with my bare hands,” whispered Scooter.
“We’re not destroying any statues, you Neanderthals.”And does Scooter have a gambling problem?
“Then what did you have in mind?” asked Chad.
I applied some bright red lipstick and smacked my lips together. “I’m gonna blow Adonis.”
“Tonight just keeps getting better and better,” said Adonis.
Chad blinked and shook his head. “I’m sorry. It sounded like you said you were gonna blow Adonis."
“Damn,” said Watermelon. “Cheating on your boyfriend right in front of his face? That really is heinous.”
“I would never do that,” I said.
“But you just said that you were gonna blow Adonis.”
“Right. But Chad is right here watching, so it’s not cheating. God, that really would be heinous if I didn’t let him watch the show.”
Watermelon raised an eyebrow. “If it’s not cheating, then what’s heinous about it? I guess it is pretty disrespectful to do it in front of the John Harvard statue.”
I stared at him. This Watermelon guy was totally nuts. “There’s nothing disrespectful about blowing someone in front of a statue. In fact, when they make statues of me someday, I’ll feel quite disrespected if no one gets any blowjobs in front of it.”
“Very funny,” said Chad. “Seriously though, what heinous act do you have planned?”
“I already told you. I’m gonna blow Adonis. But the trick is that it’s gonna be a two-part photo. The first will be me blowing him in front of the statue, and the second will be me walking awaybefore he cums.” I cringed saying it. It was a clear violation of Rule #24: No blue balls allowed. Finish what you start. But the scavenger hunt called for something heinous, and I wasn’t about to let Chad down. So I had no choice but to do it.
“I’m not a huge fan of that last part,” Adonis said. “You gotta finish what you start.”
Did he know the Single Girl Rules?
Chad glared at me. “No freaking way.”
“Why do you seem so upset, babe?”
“Uh…because you just said you want to blow Adonis.”
