“You think I want to get on my knees and let some guy I barely know jam his huge cock down my throat?”
Adonis smiled.
“Who said he has a huge cock?” Chad asked.
“Look at how tall he is. And how big his feet are. His cock is probably like a foot long.”God, I hope I’m right. “Sucking on it won’t be easy, but I’ll do it for you, babe.”
Chad shook his head. “No fucking way.”
“I’m so confused. Do you not think it’s heinous enough? I mean…IguessI could let him cum all over me. Ruining this dress would be pretty heinous.”
“Nope.”
“You’re right. Cumstains come out, so they might not count it. Maybe he should just bend me over the statue and tear my dress off while fucking the hell out of me.”
“I’m up for any of that,” said Adonis.
“Yeah,” agreed Watermelon. “That all sounds pretty heinous. Hurry up and choose one, man. We’re wasting valuable time.” He tapped on his watch and nearly dropped his watermelon.
“Jesus,” said Chad. “I’m not gonna let Adonis fuck my girlfriend.”
“So the cumshot then?” I asked.Yes!This night was shaping up even better than I’d expected.
“No!”
“Well do you have a better idea?” I asked.
“Yes.”
We all stared at him.
“We could uh… Um... Oh! You could blue ball me instead.”
“I would, but you have to be wearing that thong.”
“Someone else could wear it.”
“Nope,” said all the other guys.
“Just let her blow Adonis,” whispered Scooter.
“Uneasy lies the head that sucks the dick,” added Shakespeare.
“See?” I said. “Shakespeare gets it. I’m the one doing all the hard work here.”
“What if she just kisses him?” suggested Ash.
“Sweet, innocent Ash,” I said with a shake of my head. “A kiss would hardly be heinous.”
“I don’t love it,” said Chad. “But a kiss could actually work. As long as it looks like you’re doing it behind my back.”
But I want to blow him!I restrained myself from stomping my foot. And a kiss really did not seem heinous. Although Chad hadn’t specifiedwhereI was supposed to kiss him... “Alright,” I said. “I’ll kiss Adonis on the statue while you guys pose in front of it.”
Adonis gave me a lift onto the base of the statue and then hoisted himself up. The rest of the group crowded around the base.
Chad glared back at us.
“Hey!” I said. “No peaking. It’s only heinous if it’s behind your back.”