The punch master shook his head. “No can do. The rules specify that once the initiation ceremony begins, it must be completed by midnight.”
“And what time is it now?”
He motioned to a giant clock built into the back wall of the sex dungeon. “Almost 10.”
“Then we still have two hours to find a loophole. Where can I get a copy of this dumb rule book?”
“I have one in my room.”
“Then let’s go!”
We followed him through the mansion halls up to his room and he tossed me a skinny little book.
“Only 200 pages?” I asked. “This’ll be easy.”
He tilted his head.
“Don’t doubt her,” said Chad. “She’s a freaking genius.”
“I hope you’re right.”
I bet you do.Because if I found a loophole, Chad would become a member. And then he’d get to cash in that invitation.
I curled up on his bed and cracked the book open.
“Aha!” I yelled thirty minutes later. I was kind of ashamed that it had taken me so long, but I’d found the loophole.
And it was a fun one.
Ready to Mingle - Chapter 32 - Pass or Play
Friday – September 20, 2013
“What’s the loophole?” asked Chad.
“It’s funny. I just read every rule in this book. But the whole time the loophole was right in the rule that…” I looked at the punch master. “What’s your name again?”
“Jack.”
“Nice to meet you, Jack.”Again.“Anyway, the loophole was right in the rule that Jack quoted to us earlier. Rule #54a: An initiation video must feature the pledge, sex with his gift, and ejaculation.”
“And…?” asked Chad.
These boys were so dense. “It never states that the pledge has to be the one having sex with his gift. Or that he has to be the one ejaculating.”
“But you’re the gift.”
“I am.”
“But that would mean…” A look of shock spread across his face. “Are you seriously suggesting that I should just sit here while you go fuck some random dude in that weird sex dungeon?”
“Of course not!”
“Thank God.” He let out a huge sigh.
“There’s no way I’d leave you up here and not let you watch. And anyway, Rule #54a requires that the pledge be in the video.”
Chad laughed. “Very funny. Seriously, though. We don’t have much time. What’s the loophole?”