“There’s always time for my two favorite things - shopping and blowjobs. I can give you road head on the way over to Odegaard!”
He pressed his lips together as he stared at me. “I don’t think you understand the severity of the situation.”
“It’s okay if you explode all over me in the car. I’m in dire need of a facial. And I’m sure Justin will understand. He’s my new favorite person.”
“I’m not talking about my dick. I’m talking about your actual favorite person - Ash.”
“Right. Ash is still at the top of my list. But Ghostie, we’ve been worrying about her all night. I’m much more concerned about you and your needs.”And mine. Mostly mine.
He growled at me.
There we go.I went to bend over but he grabbed my wrist to stop me. “I did something. And I think you’ll be pleased.”
“Oh. My. God. You finally got a Prince Albert?!”
“I didn’t get my dick pierced.”
But the way he was reaching towards his pants really made it seem like he was about to pull out his perfect, and now pierced, cock.
My heart sank when he reached into his pocket instead. He pulled out a small plastic case.
“Oooh! Is that the vibrating butt plug that I had in my Amazon cart?” I lightly shoved his arm. “Ghostie, you’re too good to me. Also…does this mean we’re about to try anal?”
“Not right now.” He opened the case and produced a single earbud.
Well that didn’t look like any fun. I pouted at him.
“I was able to fly high enough with my second drone to avoid the magnetic field around the banana king’s penthouse. I dropped a matching earbud right into Ash’s lap. For a second I thought she was gonna freak out and chuck it off the roof, but somehow she actually knew to put it in her ear.”
“Ghostie, you’re a genius!” I threw my arms around him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek.
He wrapped his arms around me too.
I loved cock. And shopping. But he knew that it was just a distraction because I was so worried about Ash.
“Thank you,” I whispered into his ear.
He grunted in response.
I stepped back, put the earbud into my ear, and hit the little button to turn it on. “Ash? Are you there?”
“What? Hello? Who’s there!” Ash screamed.
“Shush your beautiful face! It’s me.”
“Who?!”
“Chastity.”
“Chastity? Where are you?” she whispered.
“I’m talking to you through the earbud.”
“What earbud?”
I laughed. “The one in your ear.”
“Oh. Oooooh. Yeah, I found it on my lap. And there’s a hot guy on the other end.”