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“It won’t?”

“No. It’ll probably just make you tan.” I shook my head at Ghostie to let him know Ash wasn’t currently dying. Just trying her best to scare me to death.

“I don’t know what tan is,” Ash said. “I’m a pasty bitch.”

“Yeah you are!”

Ash started sobbing.

How many drinks had she had? I tried to remember the different stages she went through while drinking banana juice.Oh, right.Two drinks made her paranoid as hell. But after three drinks she fell in love with everything. I wasn’t sure if that was when she also started sucking any cocks in sight. More field tests were required to determine if that happened on her third or fourth drink. That could be dangerous with the banana king nearby…Oh well.He must have encountered lots of virgins, right? He’d know to take things slow. And her jumping his bones was better than her freaking out and showing him the earbud. “Ash, maybe you should get a refill of banana juice.”

“Banana juice won’t fix my skin. I’m going to be deformed.”

How burnt was she? “Have a drink and get under an umbrella.”

“An umbrella?” There was a loud slurping noise as she finished off whatever was left in her glass. “I love umbrellas. They’re shady. You’re so smart, Chastity. You’re a genius. I love you so much.”

There’s my girl.“We’re going to come save you, okay?”

“From the sun?”

“Um…yeah, kind of.” She’d been kidnapped. How was she not getting that?

“But I’m under an umbrella now. I’m fine. Where are you?”

She was not fine. “I’m in the hotel across the street.”

“You should come to this one. I’m at this one.”

“I know, that’s the plan.”

“Good. I can’t wait to see you.” She hiccupped.

“It’ll just be a few hours. So stay in the shade. And keep drinking banana juice. This will all be over soon.”

“Chastity?”

“Yes, Ash?”

“I love you so much. You’re my best friend.”

“I love you too. Besties for life.” I switched off the earbud and turned to Ghostie. “We gotta get in there. My girl is so wasted that she’d probably willingly do the sex auction at this point. And I love the idea of a sex auction to lose your virginity. But I don’t love that for her. She’s scared of stages.”

“That’s the only problem you see? That she’s scared of stages?”

“What other problem would there be? A man paying enormous amounts of money to ravish your body is such a compliment.”

Ghostie grunted.

“I know you want to spank me and drench my face, but it has to wait. We’ve gotta go save Ash!”

I started running out of the room, but then I stopped and turned around. “Thanks, Ghostie. For finding a way to check in with her.”

He grunted again.

That grunt was really starting to do something to me. I ran back over to him and jumped up, straddling his waist with my legs.

He turned, slamming my back against the wall as he kissed me.