Time to recruit some hotties.#FreeMyPenis.
I couldn’t believe that had actually worked. Chastity and I got onto the elevators and made our way out onto the busy city sidewalk.
“So how exactly does recruiting work?” Chastity asked as we starting walking toward the photoshoots. “I’m guessing that we get them hard and measure their dick size...”
“That can’t be how it works.” I pulled out my phone. “Let me ask Tanner.” I shot him a text.
His reply came back right away: “First I find an attractive woman...”
“Psh,” Chastity said. “Screw that. I’m finding a hunk of man meat.”
I ignored her and kept reading: “Then I have my PI investigate her and watch her for a few months. Make sure there aren’t any red flags. And if she’s a good fit, I’ll deliver an invitation.”
Chastity grabbed my phone. “A few months? No. Absolutely not. You need to be properly serviced before you die. I’ve got this.” She started texting.
I looked over her shoulder to see what she’d written. “Dude, we don't have time for that! We need new members fast. Can’t I just go up to people and invite them?”
Nice.
“Sounds reckless,” Tanner replied. “But I really can’t wait to fuck you. So let's try it.”
“He wants to fuck me,” Chastity said. “Naughty boy.”
“He clearly thought he was texting me.” I grabbed my phone back as it buzzed again.
Tanner had sent me a pic of a super-hot blonde with an impossibly tiny waist.
I almost tripped over a crack in the sidewalk.
“Got one already!” he texted. “Great idea!”
What the hell?“How did he already find that girl? Was he hanging out with her?”
“Don’t be jealous,” said Chastity.
“I’m not jealous.”
“Your face looks jealous. But don’t worry. We’ll find a hottie of our own as payback.”
I nodded. “Good thinking.” I scanned the other side of the sidewalk until I found someone to make Tanner super jealous instead.Bingo.“I’ve got this.” I stepped in front of a blonde walking in the opposite direction. She was even prettier than the girl in Tanner’s picture. Tanner was going to be so jealous.
The blonde tried to sidestep me, but I stepped in front of her again to block her path.
She gave me a weird look. Like walking on this side of the sidewalk was a personal affront to her.
But she was about to be so happy. “Come to my sex club?” I asked and smiled as sweetly as possible.
“Excuse me?” Now she just looked horrified.
“It’s invite only. And very fancy. Top hats only at certain events, if you know what I mean.” What did I mean? And whatinformation was I supposed to be asking her? As I tried to think of what to say, I added a wink for good measure.
She took a step back from me.
“It’s okay. It’s all legit. Just...come with me.”
She looked truly scared.
“Just say yes. And all your fantasies will come true.”