Page 559 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“How?”
“You’ll figure it out.”And what is Brody doing?I ducked back into the room and found him in the bathroom wrapping a towel around himself. “Come on,” I said. “We need to announce the scores.”
He grabbed another towel and followed me through the hallway and back out on stage. Karma took the second towel from him and wrapped it around herself and then we all got into position in the center of the stage.
“Some of you might not know this,” I said to the crowd, “but I’m actually not the usual host of this competition. The real Gianna Rodriquez was sick today and asked me to fill in. And I did my best. But I made a huge error. The second Brody’s pants came off, I should have issued Slavanka a red card. But I didn’t. So unfortunately, after consulting my superiors, we’ve determined that it would be wrong to crown a winner of the goddess contest.”
“Booooo!” yelled the crowd.
“That’s not fair,” said Karma.
“I know, I know.” I held my hand up for silence. “I know it sucks. But I do have some good news. Even though we can’t award a winner of the goddess contest, wecanaward a winner of the first annual Locatelli Resort and Spa Beachside Blowjob Contest!”
The screen behind me flickered and the wordGoddesschanged toBeachsideBlowjob.
Nice touch, Ghostie!
“Yeah!” screamed the crowd.
“May I please have the scores?”
A stagehand brought me a sealed envelope.
I broke the seal and pulled the paper out a little to reveal the lowest score.
“In last place, raising Brody’s heart rate to a respectable 121 bpm…” I paused for dramatic effect. “Esme!”
“Damn,” she said, shaking her head. “Nice job, girls.”
“Don’t feel bad,” I said. “It says here that last week’s winner only raised the guys’ heart rate to 96, so you kind of killed it. Let’s hear a round of applause for Esme!”
The crowd cheered for her and she stepped aside.
I pulled the sheet of paper out more to see the rest of the scores.
“Slavanka and Karma were neck and neck, both raising his heart rate above 140 bpm. But one of themjustedged the other out. And the winner is…” I paused again. “Actually, before I announce the winner, I wanna talk to Brody to see who hethinkswon.” I walked over to him. “So, Brody, what do you think? Did Slavanka’s surprise blowjob get your heart racing? Or did you like your girlfriend’s dance more?”
“Definitely Karma’s dance. I mean…I didn’t love the part where she was dancing with that asshole. But the blowjob was a ten out of ten.”
“How about you, Karma? Do you think you made his heart race the most?”
She gave him an angry glance. “I better have.”
“Alright…ready to see the scores?”
Everyone nodded.
“In first place, raising Brody’s heart rate to 146 bpm…Karma!”
She took a bow and Brody wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead.
“Congratulations, Karma. How does it feel?”
“Amazing.”
“I think it probably feels even better for Brody,” I said. “For a little while there I really thought he was gonna be in the doghouse.”
“Oh, he’s still in the doghouse,” said Karma. “Unless this grand prize is really good. Then I guess I’ll forgive him.”
