“I mean…this is my first time hosting, but I have a feeling the grand prize is gonna be pretty great. Wanna see what you’ve won?”
“Yes please.”
“You actually have three choices.” I pointed to the three beach balls that had been used to select the contestants. “Pick a ball.”
Karma went over and grabbed the middle ball.
But really it didn’t matter. They were all the same. I know, I know. I wanted it to be a fair contest. But more importantly, this was a rescue mission for Ash. So we couldn’t leaveeverythingup to chance.
Actually, if I’m being honest, I didn’t really leave any of it up to chance.
I mean, sure, Ghostie and Teddybear had been worried the whole time about this very scenario – that some rando would infiltrate the competition and go home with the grand prize instead of one of our girls – but this was actually working out better than I planned.
“When you’re ready, go ahead and pop that…” I put my hand to my ear to pretend like someone was saying something. “A fourth contestant?”
“What’s going on?” asked Karma.
“I have a confession to make. When I gave Brody that red card and got him backstage, I might have let him bribe me to let the scores stand.”
Karma looked confused. “What does that have to do with a fourth contestant?”
“Well, the bribe was… Actually, it’s probably best if I just show you.” I pointed to the screen behind us and it switched to a video of me on my knees blowing Brody. “I was so horny watching you girls blow him that I just had to have a taste. And now the judgesare telling me that according to the rules, that means I was a fourth contestant.”
Ghostie overlayed the footage with a clock counting up towards 90 seconds. At the 54-second mark, Brody came all over my face.
“Told you he wouldn’t last 60 seconds,” said Ghostie in my ear.
Karma glared at Brody. “Jesus, dude.”
“Sorry, babe,” replied Brody. “I promise your blowjob was better.”
“Maybe,” said Karma. “But you didn’t cum on my face, did you?”
“We’ll find out for sure which one he liked better in a second.” I turned to the stagehand. “Score, please?”
He ran out again and handed me another envelope.
I started to open it and then paused when I heard Teddybear’s voice in my ear.
“Shit,” he said. “We have a problem. There are two extra guards on the boat.”
Well that certainly was a problem. If we couldn’t disable the boat, then the guards could just head back to the mainland and raise the alarm once they realized I’d stolen their IDs.
“It’s fine,” I whispered. “I have a solution.” I walked over to Brody and brought the mic back to my mouth. “Before I openthis, I’d like to make things interesting. How confident are you that Karma got your heart pumping more than I did?”
“She definitely did.”
“Well, I’ll tell you what. If you really are confident, then we can just open this envelope and see who won. If Karma won, you guys get the grand prize. But if I won, you walk away with nothing. Or… If you’re not so confident, you can declare a draw between me and Karma. And we’ll split the prize. But if you choose the draw, you have to agree to stay tied to that column for an hour.”
He looked at Karma and then back at me.
“So what’ll it be?” I asked.
“Do I really have to get tied up if I choose the draw?”
“Absolutely.”
“Fine,” said Brody. “Let’s make it a draw.”