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“Final answer?”

“Yeah.”

Good choice.If you’re thinking that I was worried I’d lost to Karma…well, think again. I was 100% sure my blowjob was better than hers. But thanks to those two extra guards posted on the boat, I needed Karma’s help. And splitting my winnings with her was the perfect way to get it.

“Alright,” I said. “Slavanka, if you would please…”

Slavanka led Brody over to the column and tied his hands behind it.

“Let’s see if you made a good choice.” I opened the envelope and pulled out the paper. “I got your heart rate up to…162 bpm!”Booya! I was the best!But really, was there ever any question? “Looks like you chose wisely. Karma, go ahead and pop the ball to see what we won.”

She grabbed the ceremonial dagger and popped the volleyball. Confetti flew out along with a little envelope.

“You can do the honors,” I said, handing her the envelope.

“Congratulations,” she read. “You’ve won $50,000.” She looked over at Brody. “Babe! We just won $25,000!”

“Still mad at me for getting those blowjobs?”

“A little.”

“Come on, babe. It was just part of the contest.”

“It looks like there might be more on the back,” I said.

Karma flipped it over. And her eyes got huge.

Auction Me - Chapter 9 – Karma’s Karma

Sunday – September 22, 2013

“Oh my God,” said Karma. “Is this for real?”

“What does it say?” I asked.

But I knew exactly what it said. This was what this whole phase of the plan had been building towards.

“Take all three guards backstage and thank them for keeping the competition safe. Winky face.”

“Wow,” I said. “That might be even better than the money.”

“Perfect,” said Brody. “You can take the guards, and Karma will take the $50,000.”

I looked at Karma. “What do you think? Actually, before you answer that, can we please have all three guards join us on stage?”

They all walked up. I’d been hoping that Tonguenado would be filling in for the third guard that I hadn’t gotten a good look at yet, but alas – it was the two Italians and Hakeem. Not that I was complaining, though. They were all beautiful specimens. Especially in those legionnaire tunics.

“So, Karma,” I said. “What will it be? You gonna let me have all the fun?”

“Hmm…”

“Are you seriously thinking about it?” asked Brody.

“I mean, you did just get three blowjobs…”

“That wasn’t my fault.”

“And this isn’t my fault either. What was it you said earlier? It’s just part of the contest.”