Page 569 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
Did she seriously not remember ordering them just a few minutes ago?
Ash leaned forward and lowered her voice to an extremely loud whisper. “Oh my God. Chastity. I think we might be at another virgin auction. And the bidding is done in pizzas.”
“That’s definitely not what’s happening, but I kind of love the idea. Although we are most certainly not virgins.”
“Right,” said Ash. “So who took my V-card? Was it our waiter?”
I shook my head and looked at our waiter.What?“I’m pretty sure our waiter is in college. Which means he was a child when you lost your virginity.”
“He fucked me when he was a little boy?! I love that for him. But I don’t think I love that for me. Am I gonna go to prison?”
“Ash, you didn’t lose your virginity to that waiter.”
“Thank God.” She took a big bite of pizza. “Was the man who took my virginity as yummy as this pizza?”
“Yummier.”
“Yes! I love that. And I love whoever I lost my virginity to.”
“You actually do.”
“Really?!”
“Yup.”
“But how is that possible? I didn’t know my husband yet.”
“True. But this was your first love.”
“I’m so confused. Can youpleasejust tell me who it was!? This story is taking forever!”
“I know! I’m sorry, but I had forgotten how intricate my rescue plan was. It would have been criminal to gloss over Karma’s glorious initiation into the Single Girl Rules.” I went to grab a slice of pizza, but then I stopped. Being late for my own wedding was one thing. But showing up with tomato sauce on my wedding gown?Criminal.
“Did she seriously do all that with her boyfriend watching?”
I nodded.
“Oh my God. I love that for her. Wait! Did I lose my virginity in the same way?”
“Maybe.”
“Really?!” She looked so excited.
“Grab a slice of ‘za and listen up, girl. Because even though the virgin auction hadn’t started early, it was still happening that night…”
Auction Me - PART 2
Single Girl Rule #5
Have wine in your purse at all times.
Auction Me - Chapter 10 – Better Than Odegaard
Sunday – September 22, 2013
I loved helping a fellow single girl out.I’m a very selfless person.But girl, it’s honestly really hard for me to sit back and let another girl get all the dick.
Especially because beautiful cocks are one of my all-time favorite things.
