“You think? Or you’re sure? This is important.”
“I’m sure. I counted twice while you were checking yourself out.”
“Good boy.” I loosened my grip on the rope and rappelled down three more floors. Then I clicked my Odegaards together and put my heels in the center of the window.
“Chastity!” screamed Ash. “Watch out! That window is cracking!” She kicked off the window and swung to the left a little.
“Yeah it is! But not fast enough. These heels are supposed to be vibrating at the perfect frequency toshatterglass. Not just crack it.” I glanced down at the guards waiting for us below. “And if we can’t shatter this window, then we’re fucked. Or at least, we will be. In front of a huge audience.” I winked at her.
“Then do something to shatter it!”
“I’m trying.” I adjusted to get my heels flatter. The cracks spread a little. But it still didn’t shatter. “Hmmm…”
“Alright girls, on the count of three, let’s all kick off the window. And then come in hot with your heels pointed right at a crack. Three, two, one…”
We all kicked off. And swung backwayfather than I’d expected to.
“Ahhhh!” screamed Ash. “We’re all gonna die!”
I whipped my head back and let my braid catch in the breeze. “I thought you weren’t afraid of heights?”
“I wasn’t!”
We reached the apex of our swing and started going back towards the building, picking up speed as we went.
“What happen if window no shatter?” asked Slavanka.
“Hmm…hadn’t thought of that.”
“We go splat?”
“Probably.”
“What?!” screamed Ash.
“Heels out!” I yelled as we swung towards the window.
We all kicked our feet out and covered our eyes.
And it worked! The glass shattered into a million pieces and we flew into a hotel room. Slavanka grabbed onto a desk to stop her momentum. I grabbed the minifridge. And Ash grabbed…
“AHHHHH!” screamed a woman.
No, not just any woman. A petite naked woman. Who was riding her boyfriend cowgirl style.
Or at least…she had been before Ash grabbed her. And I don’t mean Ash casually grabbed her arm. I mean she full-on bear hugged her and tugged her clean off the dude’s dick. Ash’s momentum carried them both into the wall. And then they bounced off and swung back out through the window.
Both of them were screaming hysterically.
“Let go of me!” screamed the woman.
“Why are you naked?!” screamed Ash.
I ran to the window. “No!” I yelled to Ash. “Do not let go of her! She’s not clipped on like you are!”
They both screamed even louder.
And the screaming didn’t stop until they swung back through the window.