Through my earpiece I could hear Teddybear clicking around.
“Is it the pic of the blonde, brunette, and redhead? That lookkindalike you guys?”
“That’s the one.”
“Got it.”
“The banana king will have uploaded a picture of our actual faces to his database. You need to go in and replace it with that fake. And make sure you change the file name before you do.”
“And where exactly can I find that database?”
“No idea. That’s Ghostie’s job.”
“But he isn’t here.”
“Hmm…yeah. If you’re already struggling, then that’s gonna be an issue for phase 5. Can you tell Ghostie to please hurry up and finish masturbating? We need him!”
“I really don’t think he’s masturbating.”
“Oh right. You said he was pissed about something? Whatever could he be upset about? The plan is going swimmingly.” Iturned to my girls and pointed to the monokinis. “Put those on,” I mouthed. I started changing too.
“If I had to guess, I think he’s getting a little jealous.”
“Jealous? But I let him fuck me just a few hours ago. And I put on such a good show for him in that command room. He must be SO excited to fuck me again.”
“I know. He’s just…he’s more sensitive than he lets on. I’ve never seen him as happy as he was after he fucked you on the yacht this morning. I think he was secretly hoping that he’d properly satisfied you.”
“Of course he satisfied me. If he hadn’t, then I totes would have gone into the locker room to search for Tonguenado the second I stepped foot in this building.” Speaking of which…where is that mythical beast of a man?I’d be devastated if this mission concluded before I got to see what he could do with his tongue. As soon as Teddybear had told me the rumors about him, I knew today had to involve me riding Tonguenado’s face.
“Maybe he just realized that he’ll never satisfy you the way I do,” said Teddybear.
Were Ghostie and Teddybear in a secret competition to see who could satisfy me best? I loved that for me. “Speaking of satisfying me…” I pulled the straps of my bride squad monokini over my shoulders and turned to look in the mirror. “It’s a shame there aren’t any cameras in this bachelorette suite. Because you’d definitely want to satisfy me if you saw what I’m wearing right now.”
“Describe it to me.” Teddybear’s voice had gone down an octave.
“There’s a scoop neck that shows off lots of cleavage. And I just pulled the sides up to make the thong ride up my ass the way you love. But you wanna know the best part?”
“Mhm.”
“It has BRIDE SQUAD written across the front in big bold letters. So every guy I encounter will know that it’s my job to suck as many cocks as possible.”
Ash looked down in horror. “Is that what this means?” She tried to cover the words with her arms.
Teddybear gulped. I bet I’d just given him the biggest boner.
“Wanna see a picture?” I asked.
“Yes.”
“Okay. I’ll take one for you. But only once you get Ghostie to come back.”
“I really don’t think he’s gonna come back.”
“Ghostie wouldn’t dare abandon me. He must be up to something…” I thought back to what had happened just before he left.
I’d told Ghostie the plan was off. Then he asked what would happen if I got auctioned off to a small dicked oligarch. And thenI’d told Ghostie that it was okay because at least he’d be waiting to properly satisfy me afterwards.
That’s it!“I know what he’s up to.”