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“Our lips are sealed,” said the maid of honor.

“And never have I ever…touched two dicks at once.”

I drank. But everyone was more focused on the matron of honor. She’d just taken a drink and her face was now completely red from embarrassment.

“Damn it, Chloe,” she said. “You’re taking that way out of context and you know it! Technically I did that once, yes. But it was only because I tripped and fell and tried to catch myself.”

“Mhm,” said Chloe. “Suuuure.”

“It was! Also, I pass. Next.”

“Nope,” said Chloe. “You’re up next. You have to go.”

“Gah. Fine.” The redhead started talking as quickly as possible. “I’m Autumn, I’m Chloe’s sister and matron of honor, I’ve been with one guy, and never have I ever had red hair.”

Everyone stared at her.

“What?” she asked.

“Do you not know how this game works?” asked Chloe. “You’re supposed to say something that you’ve never done. And then anyone who has must drink. So you just got yourself.”

Autumn turned even redder and took another sip of banana juice. And then she tried to disappear into the couch cushions.

She’d been with one guy this weekend? For real? She seemed almost as timid as Ash. But then again…when Ash got going on banana juice, she needed all the dicks. This girl must have been the same.

The girl next to her stood up and started talking in her fancy Spanish accent. “I’m Sloane. I met Chloe freshman year ofcollege, and now I’m her maid of honor. I’ve been with 18 guys. And never have I ever been a commoner.”

Everyone except for me drank.

Sloane looked at me. “You are royalty as well?”

“I mean…look at me. Also, can I just say how impressed I am with how many dicks you ladies have sucked this weekend?” I turned to Chloe. “Fourteen? You must have had one hell of a Saturday!”

Chloe laughed. “Wait, what?”

“You said your number was 14.”

“Right…”

“So you’ve sucked 14 dicks this weekend.”

She put her hand over her mouth. “Oh my God, no. I thought you meant our number for our entire lives.”

“Oh. Well then what’s your number for this weekend?”

“Zero.”

I blinked at her. “Zero? As in…none?” I was so confused.

“Yup.”

“My number for the weekend is also zero,” whispered Autumn.

“Whoa whoa whoa. Have any of you sucked any dicks this weekend?”

“Yes, yes,” said Slavanka.

All the other girls shook their heads.