Page 604 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Right?” I said. “That sarong sucked. We need to get that girl in her proper bride squad outfit ASAP.”
Slavanka nodded. “Yes, yes. Sarong dumb. But I not mean that. Future no set in stone. Sexy twins are us if never find Single Girl Rules.”
“Oh damn,” I said. “You’re right! The universe must have brought us here to save them!”
“This is freaking me out,” said Ash. “Sexy twins don’t happen by coincidence.” She frantically looked around the room and then lowered her voice to a whisper. “I think the banana king set this up. He’s watching us. Toying with us. Like he’s a lion and we’re a herd of helpless antelope. Any minute now he’s going to spring his trap…”
“I mean, yes, he is definitely hunting us.”
“Speaking of which,” said Teddybear into our earpieces. “Guards incoming. ETA thirty seconds.”
“Is the replacement photo uploaded?” I asked.
“Not yet.”
Shit.“Okay. I’ll just have to work my magic.” I adjusted my tits and pulled my thong up even higher.Then I turned to my girls. “Ready for the fun to begin?”
“Absolutely not,” said Ash. “But I’d be down for some Trivial Pursuit.”
“We’re not playing that. Also, why are you in the shower?”
“I’m hiding,” she whispered.
“It’s a glass shower. I can see you perfectly.” Frosted glass would have been one thing, but this was just fully transparent.
She pretended not to hear me.
I opened the shower door and tossed her heels in. “Put those on. We have to blend in!” And then I headed to the door.
The guards had arrived.
Auction Me - Chapter 19 – The Game Package
Sunday – September 22, 2013
I opened the door and stared up at the six hunky guards. Their faces were hidden by their masks, but based on how much they were all tenting their pants, I was pretty sure they were the six guards we’d just had a shootout with on the roof.Thank you, boner pill darts.
“Good morning, officers,” I said. “Is there a problem?”
“We aren’t officers,” said one of them.
“I know that,” I whispered. “But we’re paying you to play the part.” We weren’t. They had no idea what was happening. But I was going to act like I thought they were strippers. I grabbed one of their vests and pulled him into the bachelorette suite.
“Who is it?” called Chloe from the other room.
“A police officer,” I yelled back. And then I winked at the guard.
“What does he want?” she asked.
“We’re looking for some girls,” he called back.
“Somebadgirls,” I corrected. And then I dropped my voice to a whisper. “Where have you been?”
“Uh…” He looked back to the biggest guard for guidance.
“Come on!” I whispered to him. “They said you’d be here an hour ago. This striptease better be worth the wait. Now get in there!” I grabbed two of them and pulled them down the hall into the main room.
All the girls cheered. Except Autumn, who screamed and hid behind a lamp.
