“So he does or he doesn’t know?”
“He doesn’t know. Because I don’t love big black cocks.”
“Oh really?” Bandit tore the washcloth off his cock, and it was magnificent.
Autumn’s eyes got huge. “Oh my God,” she gasped.
As she said it, Bandit snapped a polaroid of her. He shook the photo and then showed it to Autumn. “You sure look excited in this photo.”
“I was shocked. Not excited. Give me that!”
He thrust towards her.
“Ah!” She jumped away from him. “Not your cock! The photo.”
“As you wish,” he said and slipped the photo into her cleavage.
Autumn pushed him away and adjusted the top of her monokini to cover herself a bit more. “This is ridiculous. I’m calling the front desk.”
No way, girl.Stealing these guards’ uniforms was a critical part of our escape plan. So if they stopped stripping, the plan would be ruined. I poked Poker in the arm. “Now would be a good time for a sexy game,” I said.
“Strip poker?”
I shook my head. “Lame. How about pin the tail on the bridesmaid?”
“Damn, I like the way you think.” He ran off to the bathroom.
I grabbed two shots of banana juice and met Autumn at the room phone. I hit the button to end her call.
She glared at me. “What the hell? Your strippers are out of control.”
“I’m so sorry,” I said. “I’ll make sure they tone things down. Just please don’t call the front desk. If I get one more complaint I might get fired. Drink?” I held up one of the shots of banana juice. I hoped she’d react to them the same way Ash did.
She took the shot and downed it. “God that’s good,” she said and grabbed the other from me. She downed that too.
“Ladies,” yelled Poker. “Who’s ready to play pin the tail on the bridesmaid?” He held up a handful of blindfolds.
Most of the girls cheered. Except Autumn. She was still eyeing the phone like she wanted to call and report me and my strippers to the front desk.
“Good idea to linger by the phone,” I said. “That way it’ll be nice and easy for a hunky stripper to find you even once they have their blindfolds on.” I gave her a wink and ran back over to the guards.
They all took their masks off. And then me and a few of the other girls tied the blindfolds tight over their eyes.
“Better take your boots off too,” I said.
“Huh?” asked Sarge. “Why?”
Because me and my girls are going to put your uniforms on for the final part of our escape, and it would kind of blow our cover if we didn’t have the boots.“Because Autumn is barefoot. Can you imagine the horrible reviews we’d get if one of you crushed the matron-of-honor’s toes right before the wedding?”
The guards took their boots off and then stood up.
“Okay,” said Poker. Now that he had his mask off I could hear his real voice. And damn was it sexy. “The game is simple. You all have ten seconds to hide before we come looking for you. And if we catch you…well, you know what happens.”
Hell yeah I do.“Before we start,” I said. “Let’s check to make sure these blindfolds are working.” I pulled the top of my monokini down to flash the guards. None of them reacted. “Okay, looks like you’re all set.”
“Ten, nine, eight…” started Poker.
All the girls started running around and hiding behind furniture. The guards all moved their heads to try to track the sound of heels, but there were so many girls running in so many directions that I doubted the noises would be much help to the guards.