“Your loss,” said Poker. “Time to play!” Some music started playing and each stripper took a seat in one of the chairs around the pool.
I grabbed Ash’s hand and we started walking around the circle. Some of the other girls joined us, but Chloe was not among them. Which was weird, because as my doppelgänger, I would have expected her to be way cooler. Especially at her ownbachelorette party. She was being so dismissive of the Single Girl Rules too.
“Do you think I’m going to be lame in the future?” I asked Ash.
“No way.”
“But Chloe is being so lame.”
Ash shrugged. “Maybe her fiancé has a bigger cock than all these guys.”
“I hope that’s it. If not, then we were definitely sent here to save these girls with the Single Girl Rules.”
The music stopped and I jumped onto the nearest lap, which happened to belong to Sarge. I’d never felt such a meaty thigh before. I expected Ash to be on the guy next to me, but she’d ran all the way around the pool and sat on Snake.Naughty girl!She definitely had the hots for him. The only question was…was he worthy of taking her virginity? If he was Tonguenado, then the answer was definitely yes.
I tried to think of a way to get Sarge to tell me which one was Tonguenado, but right now he thought that I worked here. Which meant I should know their names. I’d have to think of another way to find him…
“Bold move to not sit on a lap,” said Poker to Chloe.
“Why?” she asked. She was leaning against the wall with her arms crossed.
“Did I forget to mention what the winner gets?”
“Let me guess. The winner gets fucked?”
Poker laughed. “If she chooses to. In musical cocks, the winner can get fucked by the last stripper remaining. Or she can have him fuck one of the girls who lost.”
Chloe stared at him.
“Good news, though. We each have two legs, so you’re not out of it yet.”
Sloane was on one of his legs. But his other leg was unoccupied.
Chloe ran for it, but another girl beat her there.
“Shit!” she screamed as she searched for another leg. The only one left was Sarge’s leg opposite me. And she made it there just in time.
“I knew you’d want to play,” said Poker.
“I’m not playing,” said Chloe.
“Sure you are. You sat on a lap, thus you’ve agreed to follow all the rules.”
She looked to me for help.
“Sorry, girl,” I said. “But he’s right. If you’d chosen not to play then you wouldn’t have been at risk of losing. But now you’re in it.”
“Damn it! Okay, let’s do this. I hope you’re ready to get fucked again, Autumn.”
“No way!” yelled Autumn from across the pool on the tatted guy’s lap. I hadn’t gotten to interact with him much. Could he be Tonguenado? All I knew was that Tonguenado was amazing at eating pussy and didn’t give a fuck if the girls he ate had boyfriends. And anyone with that many tattoos probably didn’t give many fucks… It could definitely be him. I made a plan to try to linger on him and end up on his lap in the next round.
And then the perfect plan came to me.
I was going to find Tonguenado, and then when I won this thing, I was gonna send him straight for Ash’s virginity. Honestly, I didn’t really have a choice. Single Girl Rule #13: Always wing woman for the girl with the longest active dry spell. And a lifetime was one hell of a dry spell. #AshIsDry.
“Time for round 2?” I asked.
“Not quite,” said Poker. “First we have to eliminate one of the cocks.”