I couldn’t wait to tear that sarong off of her so that I could see the real thing.
Or…almostthe real thing. The REAL ass I wanted belonged to Ash.
Before going out to the pool, I called down to the front desk. “Any sign of the girls?” I asked.
“None yet, sir,” replied the receptionist.
“And you haven’t noticed anything out of the ordinary? No strange vehicles?”
“No. Well, there was one car that kept circling the block. But it turns out he’s just here to pick up one of the maids.”
“Which one?”
“Maeve.”
“Did you check his ID?”
“Yeah, we ran it. He’s clean.”
“Next time he circles around, give him a parking space and tell him that Maeve will be down in a minute.”After I’m done with her.
I hung up and headed for the pool. But on the way out, my framed copy of the Single Boy Rules caught my eye. SpeciallyRule #36: Send pics and/or video to a boy if you fuck his girl. #NoSecrets.
That would be easy enough to follow. There were cameras covering every angle of the terrace. Which was good, because the look on her face when I whipped my cock out was going to be priceless. And now I’d have it on video forever.
Thank you, Single Boy Rules.
They never failed me. So I scanned them from the start to see if any other ones applied to my current situation.
Single Boy Rule #1: Friends are important, but women are queens.
Done.The diamonds that Maeve was putting on were fit for a queen.
Single Boy Rule #2: Boys’ brunch is every Sunday. No exceptions.
Also done.I’d had a lovely brunch this morning with some of the high rollers who had arrived early. Honestly, leaving for that was probably the only thing that had prevented me from losing control and fucking Ash. So that was another win for the SBR.
Single Boy Rule #3: Never let your date pay for her dinner.
Of course.I wasn’t going to make Maeve pay to eat my cock for dinner. That would be very rude.
Single Boy Rule #4: You can never buy her too many flowers.
Good advice.I’d have some flowers waiting for Maeve at her locker in the morning.
Single Boy Rule #5: Have cold water in your fridge at all times. Hydration is key.
Even better advice.I was pretty sure my body had been producing semen for two hours straight, so I definitely could use some water. I grabbed a few bottles out of my minifridge and went back to the rules.
And this time I skipped back to the section about girlfriends, starting with Rule #31: A size contest is the proper way to determine dibs on a girl.
Son of a bitch!
I’d been so horny that I’d forgotten one of the most important Single Boy Rules.
I ran over to my phone and called the front desk again.
“Is Maeve’s fiancé still waiting?” I asked.