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“That’s literally what this entire story has been about!” She pointed at the video. “My virginity is about to be auctioned off and I’m freaking dying over here trying to figure out who took it.”

“I mean…it’s really looking like the banana king might lose control and claim your virgin pussy.” I wiggled my eyebrows at her. “Isn’t it so hot how much he wants you? You’re a lucky girl.”

“So hedoestake it?”

I shrugged.

“Gah! Can you pleeeeease just tell me?”

I shook my head. “No can do. Like Uncle Mortimer always used to say, learning who took one’s virginity is one of those things that should only be seen and not heard.”

Ash looked confused. “I thought that was a Victorian school boy in a drawing room?”

“Whoa, what? You think a Victorian school boy took your virginity in a drawing room? Or are you saying that a Victorian school boy in a drawing room was the one who gave that sage advice rather than Uncle Mortimer?”

“Neither. I was saying that Victorian school boys should be seen and not heard.”

“Rude.”

“Never mind! We’re really getting off topic here…”

“We really are,” I said with a laugh. “Let’s get back to it. And before you ask again to fast forward…the answer is no way. Because this next part may or may not have been my primary inspiration for my wedding ceremony. Spoiler alert: It was.” I winked at her and hit play.

Auction Me - Chapter 29 – Caught Red Handed

The events of Sunday – September 22, 2013

As told by the banana king

The terrace door opened just as I was about to claim Maeve.

Damn it.

Five guards walked onto the terrace.

“Sir,” said the squad leader with a salute.

“Give me good news,” I snapped. If they’d interrupted this for nothing, I would fire every single one of their asses.

The squad leader nodded. “With pleasure, sir. Bravo Squad has located the girls.”

Fucking finally!“Where are they?”

“In the bachelorette suite. They were pretending to be bridesmaids, and apparently they put on averyconvincing performance.”

“Clever little sluts. Wait… No one fucked the redhead, did they?” I looked down at my own redhead.

Was it fate that I hadn’t fucked Maeve yet? Was this never-ending erection destined to end up in Ash?

No.I couldn’t have Ash. Because we needed to auction her virginity and get five million fucking dollars.

The squad leader shook his head. “She sucked a lot of dicks, but no one fucked her.”

“Good. Let’s bring them up to the dressing room and get them prepped for the auction.”

“Roger that.”

“I guess that means this size contest is officially over,” said Anthony. He held his hand out for Maeve.