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She smiled at me. “It would be my pleasure.” She walked to the end of the line and undid one of the guard’s pants.

I took a deep breath. I honestly didn’t know how big these five guys were. We had a minimum hiring requirement of eight inches, but a lot of our guards measured in right around that mark. So this could easily go Anthony’s way.

Maeve tugged on the guard’s pants and his cock popped out.

Damn.This one was gonna be close.

She held the ruler up to him and…

“Eight and one eighth,” she said.

“One point for Anthony,” I said.

He let out a sigh and nodded as she moved to the next guard. Who was…tiny.

Like, super tiny.

Maeve laughed and Anthony gave a big fist pump in the air.

“What the hell is that?” I asked.

“Three inches,” said Maeve through her laughter.

“Give me a minute…” muttered the guard. But he wasn’t fooling anyone. He was a rock hard three inches.

I shook my head. “You’re fired. Give me your badge and see yourself out.”

He pulled his pants back up and moped off the terrace.

I felt for him, but he had no business wearing a Locatelli Resort and Spa uniform. I’d have to look into our hiring practices and see how he’d slipped through the cracks.

“Anthony is up two to zero,” I said. “If this next one is smaller than eight and a quarter, then Anthony wins.”

Maeve went to the next guard. As she knelt in front of him, he dropped his pants. His cock swung out and bounced against her tits.

“Ah!” she yelped.

“What’s that noise for?” I asked. “Excited?”

“Surprised. I wasn’t expecting him to be black.”

“You ever been with a black guy before?”

She shook her head.

“Well, there’s a first time for everything. What’s his size?”

She grabbed it and measured it.

“Whoa, babe,” said Anthony. “Don’t touch another dick.”

“I had to in order to measure. It’s too heavy to stand up on its own. Which makes sense, because it’s nine inches.”

Fuck yeah!“Alright. Two for Anthony, one for the groomsmen. Is the comeback on?”

“No way,” said Anthony.

Maeve went to the fourth guard and gasped when his cock flung out.