He nodded. “How else am I going to find you a proper man-thong? We can’t risk going too small and having a tip slip on the runway. Or going too big and making it look…empty. So how big is it? Seven inches? Eight inches?”
“I’m over a foot.”Why the hell did I just tell him that?
His eyes lit up and went straight to my crotch. “I’m sorry, did I forget to introduce myself? Justin Belle, professional stylish at Odegaard Miami, and this evening’s stand-in for Ernie. He called out sick at the last minute.”
Ah.That explains a lot. “Magnus King,” I said and shook his hand. “The owner of this resort.”
“Oh my God.” He put his hand over his mouth. “I’m so sorry I didn’t recognize you. And the pant comment. That was totally out of line. I know it must be difficult to find a stylish pant to contain your massive member. If you want to slip out of those I can probably make a few adjustments… No! There’s no time!” He took a huge gulp of coffee from the biggest, most heavily bedazzled tumbler I’d ever seen. “I promise I’ll sew you a sexy little pant later, but first I need to finish these veils.”
“Veils?” I asked.
“Yes.” He pulled back the curtain and pointed to the white bag on Ash’s head. It was roughly the same shape as the one she’d been bagged with earlier. But this one was made of expensive white fabric. And there were diamond-studded buttons up the side of it holding it together. “When I showed up and found the girls wearing nothing but heels and bags over their heads, I thought Ernie had lost the plot. But then I got to thinking…”
“Oh, those aren’t supposed to be part of it. You can just take those off.” I stepped towards Ash and grabbed for the bag, but Justin swatted my arm away from her. “Stop that,” I said.
“You stop it. You can’t take her veil off before the show. You’ll ruin the reveal, you fat head.”
“The reveal?”
“Yes. The most important part of any fashion show. Or sex auction.”
“The buyers need to see what they’re bidding on.”
“I disagree. Think about it. If you ended up on a surprise date with a hot stud, would you be more intrigued if he showed up nude? Or would you rather spend all night wondering how thick that foot-long sausage is gonna be when you unwrap it after the show?” He stared at my crotch the whole time he was speaking.
“I’m not gay, so I would be intrigued by neither of those scenarios.”
He sighed. “It’s all about anticipation.”
“I think I see what you’re saying. One of my favorite parts of sex is whipping out my massive cock and seeing the look on the girl’s face. Sometimes they just stare at it in shock. Or sometimes they cover their mouth and giggle.”Like Maeve did earlier.“Or sometimes they just start sucking me immediately.”
“Exactly,” said Justin. “If you already knew how they’d react, it wouldn’t be as fun. The same goes for a proper reveal. You never know what saucy little number you’ll see when he pulls off his cape. Or in this case…your bidders won’t know what kind of exotic beauty they’re buying. Mystery is sexy.”
Shit, he was right. Mystery was definitely sexy. That was basically what we were selling with our banana party videos. The free previews we released would always show a room full of hot girls cheering for well-endowed strippers. But if you wanted to see which girls would get on their knees, you’d have to subscribe.
And then it hit me.
The perfect fucking plan!
“You’re a genius,” I said. “Get those veils finished. And amp up the body contouring. These girls need to look flawless on camera.”
“You got it,” replied Justin, but I was already sprinting out of the dressing room back to my office.
If I was going to pull this off, I had work to do.
“Get my tuxedo ironed,” I said to my assistant. “And get someone from IT into my office ASAP.”
While I waited for the tech guy, I scrolled through my contacts and called the anchor ofEntertainment Miami,Adriana Gomez.
“Hola, Magnus,” she said in her sexy Latina accent. “I can’t really talk right now. We’re going live in twenty.”
“Cancel your broadcast for tonight,” I said.
“I can’t just cancel the entire broadcast.”
“I meant cancel what you were planning to talk about. Because I’m giving you a sneak peek at the new Odegaard swim collection.”
“Hmmm…tempting. But Beyoncé literally just walked into our studio. She’s giving us an exclusive live interview tonight.”