And then, in one swift motion, I slammed into her and pulled the bag off her head.
“Fuuuuuuck!” she screamed. Her face was pure ecstasy as her entire body shook.
“What the fuck?” I asked. “Who are you?” Because the girl I was staring down at was an extremely hot redhead. But she wasn’t Ash.
Auction Me - Epilogue – What REALLY Happened
Present Day – Saturday – February 22, 2025
Ash stared in disbelief at the recording. “Wait… So the banana kingdidn’ttake my virginity?”
“Nope! He fucked Autumn instead. Sexy twin gambit for the win!”
“But how? We got caught by those guards…”
I shook my head. “I never said that.”
“Yes you did! I totally blew our cover after dick, dick, dick, right?
“Yeah. Poker tried to grab you, but you were covered in so much cum that he just slipped right off. Slavanka roundhouse-kicked Rookie while Sloane took down Bandit. The other guards that you and Autumn had sucked off were still handcuffed so they were pretty useless.”
“But I saw the security footage of us being marched into the lobby by the guards.”
“Correction: You saw the security footage ofusdressed as guards marching our doppelgängers into the lobby. Thank God that short king finally arrived or we never would have been able to find a guard outfit for your tiny little body. And I still can’t get over the fact that the banana king commanded us to walk right out the front door of his resort. Just like I’d promised him he would.”
“Holy shit, Chastity. You’re a freaking genius!”
“Are you just realizing this now?”
“No. I’ve known that. But this rescue plan was next level. Well played.” Ash reached out and honked my boobsthreetimes. “I know you’re allowed a max of two boob squeezes to compliment a good outfit, but I think you should be allowed a third to thank your bestie for coming up with an epic plan to save you from a dirty kidnapper.”
“That seems fair.”
“Wait!” She suddenly looked horrified. “Our poor doppelgängers got auctioned off. And the whole thing got broadcast all over the world.”
“Yeah it did!”
“Those poor girls. I can’t believe we kidnapped them to save ourselves. I take back those three boob grabs. You’re a monster.”
I laughed. “We didn’t kidnap anyone. They were excited to do it.”
“There’s no way Autumn would have been okay getting fucked on camera in front of the entire world.”
“Uhhh… Are you sure about that? Because that girllovesdick. As soon as I told her I could get her fucked by a foot-long cock she was totally down to get auctioned. She was actually the most agreeable of the three. Granted…none of them realized it was going to be broadcast to the whole world. But it worked out great in the end. They’re all living their best lives now.”
Ash looked so excited. “Autumn was able to leverage her 15 minutes of whore-fame into getting invited to the pro circuit of Trivial Pursuit?! I had a feeling she had it in her…”
“What? No. She divorced her cheating husband. And while she was thrilled to finally get that foot-long dick that she’d always dreamed of, she ultimately decided that it was too big for daily use. The next weekend she invited Poker to a game night, and the rest is history. Now they’re happily married.”
“No way.”
“Yes way. We’ll actually see them at the wedding in a few minutes when we land.”
“For real?” She looked so excited.
“Yup. I can’t believe you didn’t keep in touch with your doppelgänger. I talk to mine at least once a week.”
“How could I have kept in touch with her? I didn’t even remember she existed until like ten minutes ago!”