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I turned around to see Diablo staring down at me. “My name is actually Ash.”

He gave me a cocky smirk. “I’ll call you whatever you want, baby. I’ve always wanted to fuck a redhead.”

Angel cleared his throat. The cross tattoo under his eye could be made out better under all the lights. “What my brother meant is that we’d love to take you out to dinner sometime.”

Diablo shook his head. “No, what I meant is that I want to play Orgasm Thruster with you.” He gestured over to the game.

“Nope,” Tanner said firmly. “We were just on our way to find some food.” He pulled me away before the twins had a chance to respond. He mumbled something unintelligible under his breath.

“Totes jealous,” whispered Chastity.

I smiled as we walked through the carnival with Tanner’s arm around my shoulders. He really did seem jealous. This was like all my high school dreams coming true. Going to a carnival with my boyfriend who wanted to punch anyone who looked at me? I was in heaven.

“Here we go,” said Tanner as we stopped in front of the sandwich stand.

Chastity quickly ordered one. And then Tanner ordered one too.

“Um...” my voice trailed off. “Are you sure you wantthat?”

“Yeah, why?” he asked.

How could I word this eloquently? But I didn’t get a chance because two men came out from behind the counter with their erect cocks in between two sandwich buns. They were holding the plate underneath of it, offering the perfect cock sandwich.

I giggled.

Tanner made a face.

“Schlongin’ in your sandos!” I yelled.

“Nope,” said Tanner and took a step back.

Chastity separated her sandwich bun and frowned down at her sando. “This is more of a schlort than a schlong.”

“Excuse me?” the guy said.

Chastity laughed. “You’re acting like you’re packing an elephant trunk. Shoo.” She shooed him away with her hands. He dejectedly went back behind the counter. And Tanner’s untouched schlong followed.

“Is there any actual food here?” asked Tanner.

Chastity pointed over to the candy apple booth. There were a bunch of guys standing around tenting their pants.

Eh.I wasn’t sure that counted as actual food either. “Those are Viagra-infused candy-coated apples. And I designed it to be right next to the glory hole wall.”

“Ooooh, say more,” said Chastity.

We walked around to the front of the wall to see. There were a bunch of cartoon characters with holes in their nether regions. Huge erect dicks were sticking through the holes.

“Nowthoseare some nice schlongs!” Chastity looked so excited.

Zico walked up to us.

Tanner glared at him.

“Ash, want to judge a size contest between me and my teammates at the glory hole wall? You can fuck the winner. Which will be me of course.” He whistled “Hey, lads!”

Tanner pulled me away again while Zico was distracted waiting for his team.

“Why is everyone trying to bang you?” he grumbled.