“Oh, and Nigel’s booth isn’t perverted either,” I said, trying to break up their bickering. “He’s running a tasteful photobooth.” I looked over at a few of his stunning artistic portraits on display. He was really quite talented.
Tanner nodded. “A new hobby, I see?”
“Yes, Master Tanner. I’ve been using my time off to perfect it. And some time on.” He winked at me.
Why was he winking at me?
“Are you ready for my special surprise?” Nigel asked and beamed up at me.
“Um...I don’t know...”
“Correct answer. No one is ready. Yet everyone is ready at the same time.”
God, what did he do?
“Let me photograph you.” He lifted his camera and snapped a picture of me before I had a chance to respond. “And Chastain, if I must.” He made a face and snapped a picture with his camera without even turning in her direction. Like he hated her face too much to view it even through a lens.
“Stop being weird.” Chastity pulled me away. “Why was he trying to get us naked?”
I laughed. “He wasn’t. His portraits were of fully clothed people.”
She shuddered. “If you say so.”
“And why were you trying to get me to hook up with a bunch of randos?” I whispered.
“To make Tanner jealous of course. A jealous man is always the sexiest man. #FlirtTillHeSquirts.”
“But he can’t squirt,” I hissed. “Or he’ll burn my skin.”
“Oh. Right. Sorry.” She cleared her throat when Tanner rejoined us. “Come on, guys. We need to go to the Ferris wheel. It’s themostromantic.”
We passed by a bobbing for dicks station on the way. Some were dildos. But some were real.Oh my. Ouch.
“There’s a little too much biting going on there if you ask me,” said Tanner.
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing.
“Pass,” said Chastity. “I don’t wanna mess up my makeup.” But then she saw the face painting station up ahead where guys were cumming on girls’ faces. Chastity looked so excited. “I’m going to wait in line. You guys can go ahead to the Ferris wheel.”
I guess she wasn’t so upset about messing up her makeup anymore...
“Finally some alone time,” said Tanner.
I leaned into him as we stopped in the line for the Ferris wheel. Pink Ocelot was standing there looking up at the Ferris wheel. His hair seemed extra big today.
“Hey,” said Tanner.
Pink Ocelot smiled at us. “I’m surprised that a silver member could come up with such a great event.”
“Thanks?”I think?It seemed like he was dissing me at the same time as complimenting me.
“My girlfriend is loving it.”
I laughed.
He looked confused by my reaction.
Oh. I’d forgotten. Apparently he wasn’t gay. I’d thought he was joking about having a girlfriend before. Or maybe he still was? “And where is this girlfriend of yours?”