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ClarkKenteatsmyass: I’m in love with him, Tony. I know it’s strange because I didn’t date guys before, but things changed when I met him. He’s perfect, and crazy… and suuuper hot (obv). He’s my reason for breathing, tbh.
Ren hums, kissing my jaw. “You’re getting blown to smithereens later, sweet boy.”
I smile while the phone buzzes repeatedly.
DamnDatTony: That’s way tooo much to unpack bruh
DamnDatTony: I’m adding Reno to the chat
**LuckyShot has joined the chat.**
DamnDatTony: Reno! Luthor’s back and he has a gay boyfriend!!
LuckyShot: *GIF of Homer Simpson disappearing in the bushes*
ClarkKenteatsmyass: Hiiiii Reeee!
ClarkKenteatsmyass: It’s true… I have a boyfriend. He’s reading this entire interaction over my shoulder so don’t say anything bad about him
LuckyShot: Well……… I’m sure he’s a lovely man
ClarkKenteatsmyass: He’s actually pretty awful
Ren elbows me, and I grunt.
DamnDatTony: Hold up, so where have you been all this time??
LuckyShot: Yea, it’s been years dawg.
LuckyShot: Were you off on a gay cruise meeting this homeboy and falling in love?
ClarkKenteatsmyass: In a way…
Ren laughs out loud.
ClarkKenteatsmyass: Guys, unfortunately I don’t have much time to chat right now. I need your help…
DamnDatTony: Wow… he shows up after 5 years asking for shit.
LuckyShot: Typical
ClarkKenteatsmyass: When have I ever asked you chodes for anything??
No response, for many seconds.
LuckyShot: He’s right.
DamnDatTony: Ok. You’re totally selfless, Luthy. How can we help?
ClarkKenteatsmyass: I need to get ahold of Cyrus
LuckyShot: Why…?
LuckyShot: Because he’s gay?
ClarkKenteatsmyass: Yea, exactly. It’s a rule. Every gay guy must seek out every gay person they’ve ever met to discuss rainbow business, didn’t you know that?
ClarkKenteatsmyass: *eye-rolling emoji*
