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Well, you did, and I feel fine. Just kinda sore.

Daddy B

Did you take a bath? There are some Epsom salts under the sink. Your hole is going to be tender.

Ellie

OMG, can we please stop talking about this?

Daddy B

I can fuck you, but I can’t talk about fucking you?

Ellie

Nooooooo. I’m fine. I’m good. I’m stellar. Please change the subject.

Daddy B

Shit, I’m tired of this.

Ellie

Uh, tired of talking to me?

Daddy B

NO! Not you, going on these away games where we get our asses kicked.

Ellie

You haven’t even played yet. Maybe you guys are gonna win?

Daddy B

Doubtful. Rafe is good, I’m all right, and Wojak is so much of a dick that he spends all his time in the penalty box. Matty should’ve picked a better school to play at.

Ellie

I’m gonna watch and I’m gonna hope you win.

Daddy B

I definitely hope we win, but their team is pretty good. Maybe it’s our lucky day? And then we get to do it all over again Saturday night.

Ellie

Sorry you’re so tired.

Daddy B

Meh, I’m just grumpy from the trip. I’ve turned into a homebody.

Ellie

Yeah?

Daddy B

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