Page 10 of Soothed By Daddy
George: Yes! I’m a real construction guy now.
Cyrus: Yeah, we’ll go with that.
George: ;-P
Cyrus: Careful, or you’re gonna be thirsty tonight.
George: Oh noes! I take it back.
Cyrus: That’s what I thought, dino boy. TTYL
Cyrus: What was that stuff on the porch this morning?
George: I was going to start pulling weeds from the beds.
Cyrus: Why?
George: So the neighbors don’t have to look at an ugly house anymore.
Cyrus: What about you?
George: What about me?
Cyrus: You live in a disaster zone.
George: That doesn’t affect them.
Cyrus: True, but it affects you.
George: But that’s not fair to them.
Cyrus: Wasn’t that you hollering the other morning?
George: Yeah, but only because the lights in the hallway aren’t set yet.
Cyrus: Set?
George: Like can turn on.
Cyrus: Wired?
George: Whatever. The electrical work was upgraded, but they didn’t bother installing any light fixtures since they were selling. There’s a lamp on the hallway floor, but I forgot to turn it on, and then I kicked it.
Cyrus: Did you break the lightbulb?
George: Yeah
Cyrus: Cut yourself.
George: Only a little.
Cyrus: Goddamn it. Why didn’t you call me?
George: Uhhh, because I could clean it…
Cyrus: With a bleeding foot in the dark?
George: It took a minute, but I did it.
