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Whether you're a time-stranded warlock, a harpy barista with commitment issues, or a single Shifter dad just trying to find a nanny who doesn’t run screaming at the first magical head that floats through the room—Date to Mate will find your match.
Because it doesn’t just match you with someone you might like.
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Well, I must go now. It seems there’s a plate of garlic knots with my name on it and a meeting with a certain growly Lion Shifter who sometimes acts as my driver.
Onward I must go, but you? You have some thinking to do, I believe.
With sparkles, sincerity, and a twinkle of fate,
Uncle Uzzi
P.S. Swipe left on fear, right on love. Date to Mate isn’t going anywhere. But neither is your love life unless you use it!
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