Page 21 of Santa's Dirty Secret
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He smiles. “Australia.”
“She wants to blow his didgeridoo.”
“China.”
“He wants to cross her Great Wall.”
“Sweden.”
“Show me your Swedish meatballs.”
“Canada.”
“Don’t poke the wrong hole and put it in her poutine.”
“United States.”
“He likes to finger her hot apple pie.”
“All this talk is making me hungry and horny,” Nick laughs.
I point to the crêpe cart ahead. "Let's grab some and head back to the hotel. Then, we can have some fun with the Nutella."
Nick isn’t the only one with a surprise to share this trip. I’ve been waiting to find the best time to share with him my own little secret growing inside me that I get to surprise him with later.
