Page 241 of The Baby Bargain
"With you gone, maybe." Wes laughs. "Dean is stiff competition."
Brendon cringes. "I don't need to hear about Dean being stiff."
"What's that?" The door swings open. Dean enters, with Chloe on his arm. He shoots us a shit-eating grin. "You were talking about me, weren't you?"
"How the fuck did you hear that?" Wes asks.
"Don't ask questions. It only encourages him." Chloe releases her boyfriend. She shakes her headhe's ridiculous. Makes a beeline for the champagne. "More drinks, less discussion of—"
"You want to hear about the Prince Albert, don't you?" Dean asks the room.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "Every day."
"You don't like it, sunshine?" He looks her dead in the eyes. "'Cause if you don't like it, I can always see about getting it removed—"
Her cheeks flush, but she holds strong. "Would you really be capable? I mean, how would your dick know it's special without jewelry?"
"You'll make it feel plenty special." He crosses the room. Wraps his arms around her. "That look you get when you—"
She puts her hand over his mouth.
"You think that's going to stop me?" he mumbles.
She nodsright, rises to her tiptoes, kisses him hard. She's a full foot shorter than him. He has to bend over.
At first.
Then he wraps his arms around her. Sets her on the counter.
She hooks her legs around his waist.
And they're off.
"You think they'll stop?" I ask.
Brendon shakes his headno.
"She will. She's shy." Wes laughs. "Chloe, baby, you know we're dying to see what you're packing under those tank tops."
Forest rolls his eyes. "How did you ever charm that sweet girlfriend of yours?"
"Same way Dean did." Wes motions to his crotch.
Forest's poker face breaks. He laughs so hard he doubles over.
"You don't believe I'm skilled?" Wes shakes his head. "That's cold."
Forest's laugh gets louder.
"The lady doth protest too much," I say.
"Oh, you want to see?" Wes reaches for his zipper.
Brendon shakes his head in horror.
I do the same.
Forest laughs harder.
