“Hey, if you feel it then you should own it. Besides, you’re the one who made me move to this god-forsaken place and now you won’t even entertain me with breaking up AshLynn’s faux relationship?”
“I made you do nothing. You were more than ready to leave Southlake with me. And it’s not a faux relationship. Plus, you love your condominium. Right in downtown, close to everything, a view of the Space Needle, not to mention your dating pool quadrupled.”
“Fine. Whatevs. No operation relationship annihilation. What now?”
“They are going to be staying with me.”
“What? Why on earth would you agree to let them stay with you?”
“I don’t know!”
“OHMIGOD, you want him to stay with you!”
“No, I don’t.”
“Oh, but you do.”
“Well,” I hedge. “He has interesting ideas about the house.”
“You little trollop!”
“I know! What do I do?”
“I’m coming over. I’ll take the water taxi, be there in less than an hour.”
“One of us needs a boat—”
“We’ll discuss it when I get there.”
“Thank you!”
“On my way. Don’t do anything salacious without me.”
I’ll do my best.