Page 31 of The Nightmare Before Kissmas

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And it’s working.

i don’t know what your talking

about

your

your your your

KRIS

COAL. NOT FUNNY.

IRIS

a little funny

YOURRRRR

KRIS

Oh my god, I’m getting hives.

For each time you make a mockery of the English language, I’m going to hide one Elf on the Shelf somewhere in your room.

CROSSING THE LINE KRIS

KRIS

You’re up to two. Two elves. With those beady soulless eyes. Just watching you from the shadows. You won’t know where. But you’ll feel them.

Studying.

Learning.

Waiting.

your not funny

your a dick

i can do this all day

KRIS

Four.

Are you really going to keep testing me, Nicholas?

I don’t fuck around with grammar.

iris are you laughing

i’m doing this for you

you’d better be laughing because i’m now risking my very life for a bit

you know those elves have killed before and they’ll kill again

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