BRENNAN’S JOURNAL, THE BACK PAGE
COLE
Reasons not to like him???
Obviously,Twilightis an absurd waste of time and is objectively terrible.
He’s distracting when he laughs.
Or smiles.
Sometimes he drinks his coffee with the lid off and gets whipped cream on his upper lip and it makes me want to light myself on fire.
He waves to me from across the library shamelessly and I get secondhand embarrassment.
When his hair is messy and there’s a curl sticking up and I’m not allowed to smooth it down, that is also very distracting and frustrating.
Southern accent is deceptively charming.
BRENNAN’S PHONE
Sunny
I’m deeply sorry in advance about Nellie
Brennan
What? What happened?
Sunny
I upgraded her flip phone to a smartphone. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nellie
[a blurry, too-close photo of Nellie’s chin from below]
How to send text on iphone
Text Sunny
Send text to Sunny
How to wi-fi
What is wi-fi
Brennan
This is Brennan, not Google.
Nellie
Text Brennan
My bad Sunny got me a new phone and I’m still figuring out how to youth it send send send why isn’t it sending oh god it’s still listening hold on
Brennan
