Page 32 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 10
"Oh. Well what kind of question should I have asked?"
"Let me give you an example. What's Alina's number?"
"Why is that question any better?" I asked. "Half the people here already have my number."
"No. I meant how many people have you had sex with?"
"Oh..." My face started to blush.
"One," said Kristen. "Her boyfriend. Er...her ex boyfriend. Or whatever they are."
"Okay, next question," I said quickly. "Kristen, I think it's your turn." I could feel Bryce staring at me.
Kristen tapped her finger against her mouth while she thought of a question. "What's Tim's biggest fantasy?"
"Based on our conversation earlier, I think he wants to be someone's prison bitch," said Bryce.
Alex laughed and Tim looked slightly annoyed. From the brief time I had known Tim, I thought that Bryce's guess might not be far off.
"Nope, try again," said Tim.
"Well if he was normal he would just want to have a threesome," suggested Alex.
"With two guys or two girls?" asked Tim.
"Two girls I hope," said Alex.
Tim shrugged. "Oh, I've done that before."
"What?!" yelled Alex. "How did you not tell me about that?"
"I dunno. What's the big deal about having a threesome with two girls?"
"Wait, are you being serious?" I asked. "I thought it was like every guy's fantasy to have a threesome."
"It was okay I guess. It was just kind of tiring and I felt like I didn't really get to fully satisfy either girl. I'd much rather justfocus on pleasing one woman at a time. If anything, a threesome makes more sense if it's two guys and a girl."
"A devil's threesome?" asked Bryce. "Is that your fantasy?"
Tim thought about it for a second. "It's not my fantasy, but it makes way more sense than two girls and one guy."
Bryce laughed. "How does it make more sense?"
"Simple anatomy, really. Do I need to draw you a picture?"
"No you don't..." started Bryce, but it was too late. Tim had already flipped over the menu and started drawing naked figures.
"Look," said Tim, holding up a drawing of two stick figures having sex while a third watched. "Guys only have one penis, so they can please one girl at a time. That leads to one girl feeling left out." He drew a frowny face on the third wheel to make his point. Then he drew a picture with a girl sandwiched between two smiling men. "Girls, on the other hand, have three holes, so they could easily please two men at once. Not to mention that girls take a lot longer to please than men do, so it makes sense for multiple men to work together to give a beautiful woman the attention she deserves."
"I think his logic is sound," said Kristen.
Tim smiled at her.
I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, realizing that I was starting to get damp between my legs.God, what is wrong with me? This sex ban is turning me into a freak.
Our waitress appeared and pulled out a notebook. "Are you all ready to order?"
"Yes, I think so," said Tim. "Ladies?"
