Page 73 of Apple of My Eye
Evan: Lou, I’m coming to help U-Pick.
Me: What?
Shari: What??? I can’t leave the strawberry farm, I just got back!!
Me: Shari, relax. I don’t know what Evan is talking about.
Evan: I texted Hazel already *Sent with invisible ink*
Me: You did what?
Evan: I NEEDED some apple pie. Like STAT.
Evan: Plus I have nothing going on.
Evan: Also I was supposed to go away with Kevin this weekend. And before you say it, I know, Kevin and Evan would have never worked anyways, but he bailed. So .?.?. I’ll see you Saturday morning, Eloise!
Me: Oh I’m sorry about Kevin, Evan. LOL it’s hard to even type that out with a straight face. I would love to see you. Did Mom say anything about Linden?
Evan: Linden? No. She just said I could have the guest room.
Me: Weird. He always surprises us during early harvest.
Shari: Thank God. Honestly. If your hot brother would also be there I would have had to come. I MISS FABIO.
Me: Shari, I think you need to be grateful for your Lizzie McGuire moment for a little longer before coming on to my brother. Also, yuck. Also, you know he has a girlfriend.
Evan: Speaking of hot, how’s the hot intern?
Me: You’re making him sound like a glorified secretary.
Evan: Coming to his defense? Unlike you.
Shari: OMG WHAT IS GOING ON. Something *fish emoji*
Shari: My radar has been ON ever since my LMMM (Lizzie McGuire Movie Moment). I’m a new person when it comes to love.
Evan: Come to think of it, Lou hasn’t complained about him at all this week. For weeks it’s been Nick is ruining my life and Nick came to karaoke with Amie and Nick this and Nick that and Nick and the stupid pigs.
Shari: And this week .?.?. crickets.
Shari: I bet she finally caved. He is so hot.
Evan: DID YOU.
Me: Maybe? *Sent with invisible ink*
Evan: SCREAMS.
Shari: You two better call me when you’re together.
Evan: OMG ELOISE. YOU TEMPTRESS. THIS WEEK OF ALL WEEKS. THE WEEK BEFORE U-PICK. YOU SEDUCE?
Me: Can you stop texting in all caps. It is so hard to read.
Me: And no. Or at least, I didn’t mean to. It just .?.?. happened.
Evan: That’s what they all say.
