I found a dozen different reasons to sit in my front room right next to the window just so I could watch him. I may be committed to this whole friend zone thing (loosely committed?) but I can’t NOT notice the man. Honestly, it’s almost laughable to me now, thinking about Simon with his starched shirts and neatly tailored suits. I’m not sure I ever saw the guy with a single hair out of place. Hunter is so much … I don’t know what he is. Just different. Messier? Manlier? Sweaty and dirty, yes, but somehow so much sexier.
I force the image out of my mind—impossible since it literally feels like it’s burned on my retinas—and focus on Sadie’s text.
Sadie:I’ve got a surprise for you tomorrow
Sadie:(please read that text in a singsongy voice)
Merritt:No. Too loud. Too late.
Sadie:Boo
Merritt:What’s the surprise?
Sadie:You’ll see
Merritt:You're the worst.
Sadie:Incorrect
Sadie:I am the BEST
Sadie:Just wait
Merritt:For what?
Sadie:The SURPRISE
Merritt:When did you stop using punctuation in your texts?
Sadie:I use some
Sadie:Just not always periods
Merritt:Why not?
Sadie:They’re rude
Sadie:Please note my use of a very polite and not at all rude apostrophe
I’m about to ask her why periods are rude, but I honestly do NOT have the energy for Sadie right now. Punctuation or not, she’s too much at this precise moment.
Merritt:When will I know what the surprise is?
Sadie:You’ll KNOW
Yep. She’s the worst. And now I can’t sleep thinking about Hunterandwhatever surprise Sadie has for me.
Sometime after two a.m., I must fall asleep, because when I wake up, it’s impossibly bright and a body has just landed on top of me.
“Surprise!”
My New York instincts kick in. I flail violently as my brain tries to piece together where I am and who’s holding me down.
Where is my pepper spray?
My leg makes contact with something—no, someone—and there’s a thud and a groan.
“Merritt! Ow!”